Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell.

Hell is the highest reward that the devil can offer you for being a servant of his.

Home is the place we love best and grumble the most.

If there is no hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses.

The world is wrong side up. It needs to be turned upside down in order to be right side up.

If there is a worse place than hell, then I am in it.