Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids.

When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.

To know what should be going on in a household: spend a few minutes with the wife, or, the husband. To know what’s really going on: spend a few minutes with their kid(s).

12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.

When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.