Anon. quote: "Where the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and weigh only 1 1/2 tons."

People always make time to do the things they really want to do. -Anon.
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Today is a smooth white seashell, hold it close and listen to the beauty of the hours. -Anon.
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You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.
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The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
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The law is a strange thing. It makes a man swear to tell the truth, and every time he shows signs of...
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America is a country where, thanks to Congress, there are 40 million laws to enforce 10 commandments...
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I have forgotten more law than you ever knew, but allow me to say, I have not forgotten much.
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We learn nothing from history except that we learn nothing from history.
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History belongs to the winner.
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The past is a foreign country. They do things differently there.
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None but a mule denies his family.
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Experience is something you get too late to do anything about the mistakes you made while getting it...
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The world is run by C students.
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If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduc...
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BASIC - A programming language.
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I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
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Optimization hinders evolution.
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The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland; but that's because it's the best...
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Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
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A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
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There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
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f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
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Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
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Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well.
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Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'
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C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
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Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
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The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...
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WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
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Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
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Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
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Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
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General Failure's Fault. Not Yours.
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Hit any user to continue.
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Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
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Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
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Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted.
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Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
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Commit a sin twice and it will not seem a crime.
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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to las...
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Volunteers
Many will be shocked to find,
When the day of judgement nears,
That there's a s...
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You can not do all the good the world needs, but the world needs all the good you can do.
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Serenity is not freedom from the storm, but peace amid the storm.
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To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.
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Safety is from God alone.
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Persistence is a strong will. Obstinance is a strong won
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Through struggle to the stars.
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To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
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If you don't know the trees you may be lost in the forest, but if you don't know the stories you may...
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Under the Earth I go,
On the oak leaf I stand.
I ride on the filly
That was never foaled,<...
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We are all spiritual beings having a human experience.
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In the town of The Pas, Manitoba
It snows on the first of Octoba
From then, for six months, ANON.

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick togeth...
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Snowmen fall from heaven... unassembled.
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He who sings, frightens away all his ills.
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Great love and great achievements involve great risk.
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Any new venture goes through the following stages: Enthusiasm, complication, disillusionment, search...
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If you are bitten by a snake, what's the best thing to do? Remain calm, separate the poison from the...
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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He descended a bit more and shouted to a man on th...
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To renounce the alcoholic world is not to abandon it, but to act upon principles I have come to love...
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At bottom is the best soil to sow and grow something new again. In that sense, hitting bottom, while...
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It doesn't bother me
That less than brimming is my cup.
Today is crowned with great success! ANON.

No pillows so soft as God's Promise.
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The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by...
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The real danger is the gradual erosion of individual liberties through automation, integration, and ...
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A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the Flea, Let us fly!<...
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I asked for wisdom...
And God gave me problems to solve.
I asked for prosperity...
And God...
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Power (n): The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
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Definition of Politics: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blood-sucking parasites.
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We do not stop playing because we grow old.
We grow old because we stop playing.
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For a hundred years I breathe and live, the flower of beauty and the bread of kindness.
I am you...
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One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
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Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tel...
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Great minds think alike.
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Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
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Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or use of a gun is unlawf...
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
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Hang in there. Hang in there because the greatest quarterbacks complete only six of 10 passes. The b...
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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You can chase a butterfly all over the field and never catch it. But if you sit quietly in the grass...
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
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You've never lived until you've almost died, for those who fought for it, life has a flavor the prot...
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I will attained victory by God and my sword.
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The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they allow disrespect f...
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If a task has once begun.
Never leave it till it's done.
Be the labor great or small.
D...
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As armed conflict is highly gendered and women
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A new kind of woman with deep-rooted values is changing the way we live. Market researchers call it ...
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Islam exhorts men to respect and honor women. The status of the wife is so respected in Islam that i...
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We teach that every priest shall extinguish heathendom, and forbid wilweorthunga (fountain worship),...
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The human mind is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
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Unselfishly, you left your fathers and your mothers,
You left behind your sisters and your brothe...
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I will remember always that marriage, like life, is a journey - not a destination - and that its tre...
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Most management-speak is, as Schrijvers points out, Panglossian balderdash designed to lull the weak...
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Excellence can be attained if you care more than others think is wise,
Risk more than others thi...
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Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their c...
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Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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If your outgo exceeds your income your upkeep will be your downfall.
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Rank imposes obligation.
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One pill, two pill, three pill, four,
five pill, six pill, seven pill, floor.
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Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your la...
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Say not that you
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Hanlon's Razor:
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupid...
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
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For every man there comes that special moment when he is physically tapped on the shoulder and offer...
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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There once was a sculptor called Phidias
Who had a distaste for the hideous.
So he sculpt Aphr...
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God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
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Original Poems for Infant Minds My Mother
Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some prett...
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For a mother is the only person on earth
Who can divide her love among ten children
And each...
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Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbl...
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Take care that the face that looks out from the mirror in the morning is a pleasant face. You may no...
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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He...
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When the tide of life turns against you
And the current upsets your boat,
Don't waste tears on...
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Depression is anger without enthusiasm
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The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
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He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
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If it all be for naught, for nothingness at last,
Why does God make the world so fair?
Why spi...
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I think of you often
and make no outward show,
But what it means to lose you,
no one will ...
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I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom.
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I had the blues
because I had no shoes
until upon the street,
I met a man who had no feet.
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Mighty in deeds and not in words.
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Those who dance are thought mad by those who do not hear the music.
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I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one tha...
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Forgiveness is love in its most noble form.
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God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.
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Let us look beyond the ears of our own horses so that we may see the good in one another's.
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There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his horse.
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I am the Turquoise Woman's Son,
On top of Belted Mountain
beautiful horses--slim like a weasel...
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May every sunrise hold more promise, every moonrise hold more peace.
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What is home?

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The only thing bad about a holiday is it is followed by a non-holiday.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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He who flees judgment confesses his guilt.
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Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it...
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This is the beginning of a new day.
You have been given this day to use as you will.
You can w...
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A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
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If you get too far in front of your troops, you start looking like the enemy.
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Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
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You don't know how much you know until you know how much you don't know.
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Kindness is the only service that will stand the storm of life and not wash out. It will wear well a...
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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Never judge a man by his umbrella. It may not be his.
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The richness of the human journey is here. Listen. Pass it on. So that there will not pass from our ...
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Life is a journey, not a destination - we determine our destiny by the direction we take.
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The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb ...
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Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.
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YER OF THE VIGILE DEL FUOCO
Lord who light the skyes and fill up the abysses,
burn in ...
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According to legend, one day a man was wandering in the desert when he met Fear and Plague. They sai...
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The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpilla...
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An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everythi...
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I would not anticipate the relish of any happiness, nor feel the weight of any misery, before it act...
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Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a litt...
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Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.
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Coffee, n. break fluid.
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I am always amused by Christians who try so very hard to defend their position with reason and logic...
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There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate tru...
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Sow a thought and you reap an action;
sow an act and you reap a habit;
sow a habit and you r...
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Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. The round heads in the square...
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Instead of focusing on their individual agendas, collaborative partnerships establish common goals. ...
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One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced ...
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People who think by the inch and talk by the yard deserve to be kicked by the foot.
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No problem is insurmountable. With a little courage, teamwork and determination a person can overcom...
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In the fall, when you see geese heading south for the winter fly along in v formation, one might con...
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A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
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The mighty Oak was once a little nut that stood its ground.
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Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are foosteps on the moon.
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When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
...
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I'll have a full recovery - that's the utmost physically my body has the ability to heal. Then I wil...
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Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green?
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That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown!
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Winners never quit and quitters never win.
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Never say I love you
If you really don't care.

Never talk about feelings
If they...
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Her eyes beginning to water, she went on, So I would like you all to make me a promise. From now on,...
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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to ...
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We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'cr...
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Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but by how we react to what happens, not by what ...
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All your life you are told the things you cannot do. All your life they will say you're not good eno...
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Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
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What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us.
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My grandpa notes the world's worn cogs
And says we're going to the dogs.
His grandpa in his ho...
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Life is a bed of water filling from many springs and we seem not to know when one gushing flow will ...
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WHAT IS LIFE?
Life is an Adventure ... Dare it
Life is a Beauty ... Praise it
Life is a Cha...
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preser...
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Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
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Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute ...
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Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
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When one of your dreams come true, you begin to look at the others more carefully.
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One who looks for a friend without faults will have none.
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When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.
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Where the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and weigh only 1 1/2 tons.

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Where the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and weigh only 1 1/2 tons.

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