Where men of judgment creep and feel their way, The positive pronounce without dismay.

Anyone who has ever been mugged has every right to feel dismay,

An epigram is but a feeble thing - With straw in tail, stuck there by way of sting.

Reasoning at every step he treads, Man yet mistakes his way, Whilst meaner things, whom instinct leads, Are rarely known to stray.

If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loud!

To be perfectly honest, I feel I have a duty to use my celebrity status in a positive way.