Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

Where do you go to get anorexia?

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

I want my ex-wife and children to be happy.

You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children.

I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.