Whenever I read statistical reports, I try to imagine my unfortunate contemporary, the Average Person, who, according to these reports, has 0.66 children, 0.032 cars, and 0.046 TVs.

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.

Of course, if 40% of women need oxytocin to progress normally, then something is wrong with the definition of normal.

I couldn't claim that I was smarter than sixty-five other guys--but the average of sixty-five other guys, certainly!

I guess it's a little surprising because it's in the middle of spring training. Things really weren't working out with Philadelphia. This is an opportunity to open some eyes and show people what I can do.

Statistics: the mathematical theory of ignorance