Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.

It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.

To solve a problem it is necessary to think. It is necessary to think even to decide what facts to collect.

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.

The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.

We can put television in its proper light by supposing that Gutenberg's great invention had been directed at printing only comic books.