Whenever I don't' have to wear makeup, it's a good day.

I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait.

Well, I saw 10 minutes of 'Love Actually' the other day and I was like, 'Oh my God, he's in love with his friend's wife.' He never talks to her but talks to his friend all the time so that he can stare at his wife,

I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day.

When you adopt a dog, you have a lot of very good days and one very bad day.

Some days it was great being a murderous cyborg given free license to cause mayhem and havoc.