When you're playing every snap, the problem is you can't give 110 percent on every play.
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I just paid attention and gave 110 percent on every play.
JAKE HUTTON Marcus gives 110 percent every time we step on the field. We try to feed off his energy.
CHRIS CLEMONS He's a very explosive player. I'd like to say he's nasty in the sense he's very aggressive, very phy...
IKE TAYLOR I love it. It's all good to me. Whether I'm performing in New York, L.A., Columbus or Des Moines, I ...
BRET MICHAELS You hear him every time, every snap,
JARVIS GREEN Jason plays at 110 percent in every game. We need other guys to join him. That's the bottom line.
BYRON SCOTT Pretension is a poor joke that you play on yourself. Snap out of it. Recognise your strengths, work ...
VIRAT KOHLI The bottom line, we ain't winning. But regardless of the record, when I go out on the field, I play ...
AARON SCHOBEL I'm dumping the whole box back into your life Ed, every item of you and me. I'm dumping this box on ...
DANIEL HANDLER We practice no-huddle offense at the end of practice every day. You can't drop the snap on a play li...
BILL GRAY It's starting to click, ... I've just tried to run with it from there. As a corner, you have to play...
IKE TAYLOR My advice to kids is give it your all! Give it 110 percent and don't give up!
VANESSA HUDGENS But my observation has been, certainly in the news business, you've got to give 110 percent.
SAM DONALDSON I thought Jasper competed very well. And I thought we did OK. With sectional starting (today), we ne...
RICK MILLER Playing linebacker is completely different than playing safety. You're in the mix every play and tho...
CATO JUNE It's said that guys don't like to play defense anymore and it's going toward the offensive game, ......
EDDIE BASDEN I have no doubt she'll excel whatever she decides on. She's a perfect example of how someone can be ...
DAVE BLAINE Every day when I get on the floor I give it my all and play because you never know what tomorrow hol...
RUSSELL WESTBROOK [Playing against our rivals] will be great. We wouldn't rather play anyone else, especially since th...
THEO BRUNNER That was much worse than expected, and the underlying numbers look weak across the board.
MICHAEL EVERY This kind of figure is bound to generate negative headlines for New Zealand. Higher oil prices also ...
MICHAEL EVERY The moderation is certainly very slow in arriving, even allowing for the usual lag in data, and thes...
MICHAEL EVERY They are concerned about inflation first and foremost but they already know that was going to happen...
MICHAEL EVERY With the import side holding up more strongly than exports for now, the Reserve Bank is unlikely to ...
MICHAEL EVERY Redwood, in my opinion, was one of the smartest fishermen around and a scientific fishermen.
DICK EVERY The residential housing market is well off its peak now. The Reserve Bank remains on hold for now wi...
MICHAEL EVERY The underlying message from the data is that at the coal face producers are seeing higher costs, but...
MICHAEL EVERY Since the Reserve Bank of Australia raised rates in March, the housing market has just been going si...
MICHAEL EVERY Tom Joiner was the dock master. He would book people to fish over on the boardwalk.
DICK EVERY I played bad this afternoon. I don't even want to talk about the morning right now. I putted badly. ...
MATT EVERY I've been working really hard lately. Normally, it just comes to me pretty easy, but this is differe...
MATT EVERY I have to continue to go out and give 110 percent effort on punt returns every time I go out on the ...
DENNIS NORTHCUTT The biggest thing with her is she is the type of player a coach wishes they had 10 of. She is hard-n...
CHAD MCKNIGHT They're all about business right now. They're always going to go out and give 110 percent.
MARC SPICIJARIC If you pay your credit card off every month, get a rewards card. One that gives you airline miles or...
AARON PATZER I think all of us are thankful every day we get to put this uniform on, and we play this game. So tr...
JACOB DEGROM With more minutes, I am just trying to play my game. When I'm open, I am just trying to hit the open...
BENO UDRIH The thing I've got to get Bobby sold on is playing with the toughness and attitude, every single pla...
DERRICK JACKSON When you're an author, you're always two people. Jasper the writer is different from Jasper ...
JASPER FFORDE We had to establish what we do best. They play hard and are always giving 110 percent.
DAVID PICKARD Concussions happen. If not on every play, then they happen like every other, every third play, you k...
CALVIN JOHNSON There is more emotion playing defense, ... If you make a mistake but are going hard, you can still b...
BRYAN MCCANN There is more emotion playing defense, ... If you make a mistake but are going hard, you can still ...
BRYAN MCCANN This is the first study with national data on the prevalence of ED in the United States. ED varies b...
ELIZABETH SELVIN It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is ...
JACK HANDY When you're an athlete and you play every day and are conditioning yourself every year, the agin...
CAL RIPKEN, JR. There is more emotion playing defense, ... If you make
a mistake but are going hard, you can s...
BRYAN MCCANN The more games you play, the more chance you have of playing a bad game on offense. Your defense can...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE Every night on the court I give my all, and if I'm not giving 100 percent, I criticize myself.
LEBRON JAMES When all you own is a hammer, every problem starts looking like a nail.
ABRAHAM MASLOW I think on the field I'm a complete corner. I'm going to be out there -- the guy competing 110 perce...
ASHTON YOUBOTY When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.
ABRAHAM MASLOW When the only tool you have is a hammer you tend to see every problem
as a nail.
ABRAHAM MASLOW When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem
RICHARD J. NEEDHAM Jeff's a great athlete that maintains himself in excellent physical condition. He has a tremendous m...
JOHN ANDREOLI I feel better. When I get back, I want to play every day, not the way I've been playing.
CARLOS GUILLEN Rod doesn't take anything for granted. He's out there playing like every play is his last play.
CHARLIE ADAMS Obviously that is the most elementary thing that we've got to make sure we can take for granted on e...
BRET BIELEMA Well when you cant sleep well you cant dream and when you cant dream well whats life mean
HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD I don't ever remember Thomas complaining about fatigue. He was always out there doing 100 percent on...
ERIC HEITMANN I'll tell you Michael Dell, you picked up the morale in this region by 110 percent,
MIKE EASLEY They have a lot of great athletes. The whole team is fast and they play hard-nosed football. They hi...
JOSHUA TINCH I think the one thing about our success is that we don't really have any one superstar. You have to ...
DINA GRAVES You can't spend 110 percent on something if you don't have that same hunger and drive. I have achiev...
LENNOX LEWIS It was fun playing with Luke the first time and it was great seeing him back on skates. Every time t...
DAN MCDONALD If that happens, we're going to give every single employee a 2 percent bonus.
HERVEY DAVIS Play every shot so that the next one will be the easiest that you can give yourself.
BILLY CASPER I told him to play every snap like it's going to be your last one, ... like they're going to bring R...
DAMARIUS BILBO I don't think that perception is accurate, ... I think I've said it many times: In my job, I probabl...
DAVID MONTGOMERY Expect your every need to be met. Expect the answer to every problem, expect abundance on every leve...
EILEEN CADDY Expect your every need to be met. Expect the answer to every problem, expect abundance on every leve...
EILEEN CADDY In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and... SNAP! The job's ...
JULIE ANDREWS The solution of every problem is another problem
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE It's like playing tennis, you play a different rally with different people. Every actor is diffe...
TOM HIDDLESTON The problem will continue to get worse every year. Right now 75 to 80 percent of line damage we expe...
CRAIG PINNEO This definitely could be my last shot at a title, ... This is my third shot at a world title so I ha...
JULIO GONZALEZ We did not play as smart as you have to play playing a top 25 team, suffice to say. You've got to pl...
DAVE ODOM When you grow up, you gain experience and realise what youre capable of.
FRANCESCO TOTTI Noah looked great. I think he's 100 percent now. He might be 110 percent.
FRED BENNETT I'm not that young anymore. You're playing dominoes after midnight, it kind of wears on you. You hav...
JIM KOLOS And we must face the fact that the United States is neither omnipotent or omniscientthat we are only...
JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY When I get bored, or get stuck on an equation, I like to go ice skating, but it makes you forget you...
MICHIO KAKU Hopefully we'll still be playing for something and trying to get into Europe by then. I'll give my a...
LEE BOWYER Throughout the week I just tried to take every snap I could. When my number is called, I just have t...
ALLAN EVRIDGE To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every e...
SEVE BALLESTEROS Every game you play when you're at the bottom of the table is difficult and you must play them like ...
CRAIG WESTON You have to know what club you are playing for, or you just play for yourself. Every time I put on a...
FERNANDO TORRES We need to come out on every pitch. Coastal Carolina is playing well this season, and they are alway...
JOYCE COMPTON May God give you...For every storm a rainbow, for every tear a smile, for every care a promise and a...
IRISH BLESSINGS Solution to every long term problem is education.
Solution to every short term problem is a smi...
MAHRUKH Millie desperately wants to be president but never wins the election. Ginger Breadhouse who is Miss ...
BILL STOKES The game is (today), and that's the best day to play. We're used to playing on Saturdays at noon or ...
DIEGO RODRIGUEZ Every footballer wants to play forever. And if you are going to keep on playing - to enjoy it to the...
RYAN GIGGS Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's sucking up at least 70 per...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND He's high-energy, a 60-minute guy. He calls for the ball, he wants the ball every single snap. He's ...
BRENT ALEXANDER Every game is critical right now, because you are playing for your seed in the MAAC Tournament. We s...
DIANNE NOLAN (Playing games) becomes something that you look forward to every day when you wake up. You just go o...
KYLE KANNENBERG Basically, we were playing Hazel Park football. Our line gives a push on every single play, and I ru...
CHRIS LANGE Play and pray; but on the whole do not pray when you are playing and do not play when you are prayin...
CHARLES WILLIAMS Play and pray; but on the whole do not pray when you are playing and do not play when you are prayin...
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JASPER FFORDE I also read about Heathcliff's unexpected three-year career in Hollywood under the name Buck Stallio...
JASPER FFORDE Who do readers expect to see when they pick up this book? Who has won the Most Troubled Romantic Lea...
JASPER FFORDE I was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights for two years, and believe me, the Pr...
JASPER FFORDE I assumed that everything would lead to complete failure, but I decided that didn't matter – that ...
JASPER JOHNS Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's ...
JASPER FFORDE Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous.
JASPER FFORDE If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter t...
JASPER FFORDE They turned their attention to the wardrobe that held several Armani suits, all of them individually...
JASPER FFORDE Father liked word games. He was fourteen times world Scrabble champion. When he died, we buried him ...
JASPER FFORDE Businessman, philanthropist, large egg.
JASPER FFORDE So you could value your own life," replied the Titan. "Before that you were under the gods' thumbs, ...
JASPER FFORDE She opened the door within two seconds of his pressing the doorbell, letting out a stream of cats th...
JASPER FFORDE This must have been how it all began with Chymes,” sighed Jack. “A small
omission on one ca...
JASPER FFORDE ALBINOS DEMAND ACTION ON MOVIE SLUR The albino community demanded action yesterday to stop their unf...
JASPER FFORDE If you drive at precisely twenty-nine miles per hour, the rumble strips play ‘Jerusalem’ on the ...
JASPER FFORDE Think of this: If it weren’t for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no w...
JASPER FFORDE I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.
JASPER FFORDE You speak baby gibberish?' asked Jack.
'Fluently. The adult-education center ran a course, and ...
JASPER FFORDE Humpty had always sat on walls, it was his way.
JASPER FFORDE How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towar...
JASPER FFORDE Mr. Pewter led them through to a library, filled with thousands of
antiquarian books.
'Imp...
JASPER FFORDE Do I have to talk to insane people?"
"You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.
JASPER FFORDE The front room of his house was what I called 'untidy chic'. Prefects weren't subject to the same Ru...
JASPER FFORDE So you're going to have to ask yourselves on simple question: Which one of us is speaking now?
JASPER FFORDE The music map, the Vera Project all of these are steps in the right direction in making the state...
MEGAN JASPER There was so much happening, but there was no support for it in the city no feeling of pride or a...
MEGAN JASPER