When you're accustomed to doing stand-up, so often you're the only person onstage and it's all your thing. It's very gladiatorial. Obviously, when you're in a scene with somebody, you're supposed to listen and react - and that's a bit of a transition.


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One of the things that makes our military the best in the world is the certain knowledge of each sol...
JON KYL
I can be a traditionalist but also play with Luke Bryan and get the crowd to go crazy. I think that ...
JON PARDI
With the perspective afforded by the passage of time, where does 9/11 rank as a turning point in our...
JON MEACHAM
All of a sudden, I was a young kid in my early 20s, and I had a couple of Broadway shows to my credi...
JON TENNEY
I saw rock n' roll future and its name is Bruce Springsteen.
JON LANDAU
Movies like 'Chef' are not really box-office monsters in the summertime and don't really...
JON FAVREAU
I toured around the country and met all these Broadway producers who put me in all these Neil Simon ...
JON TENNEY
Environmental concern is a little like dieting or paying off credit-card debt - an episodically terr...
JON MEACHAM
There's something real in women's intuition. It's an accurate signpost for decision maki...
JON VOIGHT
When it comes to celebrities and tabloids, to me that is a bummer. That's a little disappointing...
JON FAVREAU
Many students graduate from college and professional schools, including those of social work, nursin...
JON PORTER
When Iron Man's flying, we'd send real planes up to do the choreography so that we'd get...
JON FAVREAU
A lot of people, including business leaders, think the future belongs to China. Globalization is not...
JON MEACHAM
People selling content internationally need to be highly focused on selling the right product to the...
JON FELTHEIMER
As a member of Congress, and a parent, I understand the importance of ensuring that families are abl...
JON PORTER
Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim o...
JON KATZ
When the Beatles wrote 'Paperback Writer,' it couldn't have been the same old thing. You...
JON BATISTE
I think that generally music should be a positive thing, I like Bob Marley's attitude: he said t...
JON FISHMAN
I was born in March 1949, a post war baby boomer.
JON ENGLISH
'Just looking at pictures' used to be considered cheating. No longer. The graphic novel is b...
JON SCIESZKA
'The Royals' has emerged as a breakout series that has become one of E Network's highest...
JON FELTHEIMER
A tiny little baby!' says Tam. 'People look at me like I'm an animal. People who don't know me judge...
JON RONSON
I'd like to repeat the advice that I gave you before, in that I think you really should make a radic...
JON KRAKAUER
Happiness [is] only real when shared
JON KRAKAUER
It's not always necessary to be strong, but to feel strong.
JON KRAKAUER
You can lay down and die, or you can get up and fight, but that's it -- there's no turning back.
JON ENGLISH
Yeah, that's the ticket.
JON LOVITZ
I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.
JON TROAST
James Taylor may be an all-American boy but he isn't Horatio Alger, and the lionizing of many ro...
JON LANDAU
Words without deeds is an affront to the principle that guides our Nation and makes a mockery of the...
JON CORZINE
Some people think we're adrift without any guidelines. I don't. I think we've had instru...
JON VOIGHT
I would still rather be in Silicon Alley. I like the West Coast also, but it's sort of fragmente...
JON ORINGER
I am a huge admirer of Franklin Roosevelt's, and I believe social security has done untold good ...
JON MEACHAM
Among the many problems with taking the Bible literally is it reduces the most mysterious and comple...
JON MEACHAM
Goats are the cable talk show panelists of the animal world, ready at a moment's notice to inter...
JON KATZ
One wonders whether the Obama re-election campaign may be on the right track as it seeks to apply th...
JON MEACHAM
'Sing It Again Rod' touches all the solo bases since Stewart's departure from the Jeff B...
JON LANDAU
I like hearing fiddles, steel guitar, acoustics up loud - really rock & roll stuff but with a co...
JON PARDI
If a person is homosexual by nature - that is, if one's sexuality is as intrinsic a part of one&...
JON MEACHAM
If I were in a situation where I had to meet a pack of wolves and my family is with me, I'm goin...
JON SEDA
I like San Francisco, but I don't think I'd want to work in Palo Alto. It seems like a prett...
JON ORINGER
When I went to Everest, I underestimated things. I just didn't know what altitude could do. Or t...
JON KRAKAUER
With tens of thousands of patients dying every year from preventable medical errors, it is imperativ...
JON PORTER
Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. N...
JON KATZ
A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led...
JON KATZ
If you're going to love animals and have a life with them, the odds are you're going to lose...
JON KATZ
Some rescue groups are highly organized, experienced, well-funded, nearly professional. Others are s...
JON KATZ
It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person's life a...
JON KATZ
Lifetime dogs intersect with our lives with particular impact; they're dogs we love in especiall...
JON KATZ