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Sam Worthington

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SAM RAYBURN If you want to get along, go along.
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SAM RAYBURN Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good action; try to use ordinary situations.
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SAM KEAN One theme I ran into over and over while writing about the periodic table was the future of energy a...
SAM KEAN Despite the disreputable company it keeps, bismuth is harmless. In fact, it's medicinal: Doctors...
SAM KEAN The price of diamonds can vary greatly depending on size, cut, color, and other factors, including w...
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