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When you're a mid-list writer, it pays to write fast.


Chelsea Quinn Yarbro

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ROBBIE COLTRANE See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, aren't you? ...
ROBBIE COLTRAINE You're typecast as a mid-list author even before you start. It used to be that a writer would get fi...
WHITLEY STRIEBER Very few editors worry about heresy - their goals are much too commercial, thank goodness.
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CHELSEA QUINN YARBRO If they aren't real enough to surprise me, then they aren't real enough to go on the page.
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COREY TAYLOR You never know what to expect when you're a writer visiting a movie set.
BRYAN BURROUGH You write differently in each book. It may appear to be similar to readers, but you're a differe...
PHILIP ROTH When you're a writer, everything that interests you feeds into your work.
DAVE MORRIS I think all characters are facets of the writer. In a way, they have to be if you're going to wr...
RUTH OZEKI If you know what you are going to write when you're writing a poem, it's going to be average...
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SHELBY FOOTE In government, you're not a writer, you're an administrator.
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LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD A workshop is a way of renting an audience, and making sure you're communicating what you think ...
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JEFF BUCKLEY I love telling stories. I love the intimacy between the writer and reader. When you write sketches i...
DAVID WALLIAMS I always say when you write a book, you're a 'one-man band.' Whereas, when you finish a ...
DIABLO CODY I'm a fast writer.
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When you dream about what you w...
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Write.
Write more.
Write even more.
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BRIAN CLARK When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort ...
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JAY KAY When you're just an actor, maybe not the top of the list guys, you get constant rejection and it...
DAVID ARQUETTE When you're an author, you're always two people. Jasper the writer is different from Jasper ...
JASPER FFORDE When you're reading, you're not where you are; you're in the book. By the same token, I ...
DIANA GABALDON It's amazing, if you know what you want to say, how fast it is to write.
EVAN DAVIS You're always going to write and draw inspiration from things that you're feeling, things th...
HARRY STYLES When I'm writing a book, you can't think about your audience. You're going to be in big ...
JUDY BLUME You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if I hear something I will writ...
JIMMY BUFFETT When you're doing lots and lots of episodes and you're playing the same character, it's ...
MISHA COLLINS All the definitions people want to put on you in terms of what kind of writer you are come with hidd...
PAOLO BACIGALUPI Boxing gives you such a good workout, although I've stopped sparring. When your hand speed goes,...
IRVINE WELSH When you pick up a book, everyone knows it's imaginary. You don't have to pretend it's n...
PAUL AUSTER When you're taking a fence on a horse, you don't think much; your body does all the thinking...
PATRICK O'BRIAN I get intrigued by a first lin and I write to find out why it means something to me. You make discov...
E. L. DOCTOROW It's frightening, the way life speeds up. When you're at school, time can't go fast enou...
BRUCE FORSYTH I try to write life and not songs. People live life, and when you write life, you're going to me...
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ADAM CAROLLA I would say it's not as hard as writing, because when you're a writer, you walk right into t...
DAVID SELTZER To bring down your credit card balances, write down the benefits of reducing your debt. No more gnaw...
JEAN CHATZKY When you write songs, you're writing little bits here, little bits there.
ALBERT HAMMOND, JR. If you wish to be a writer, write.
EPICTETUS It's nice to go and be a guest on a television sitcom. It pays well; it's easy because gener...
ISABELLA ROSSELLINI As I found again and again as a writer, when you're completely honest about something, people re...
EUNY HONG If you're going to write a song, try to get together with a collaborator because it's better...
BRIAN WILSON It's one thing if you live in London and you're rooting for Chelsea or you're in New Yor...
JOHN MCENROE If you're going to write for a living, you should find something fun to write.
CHARLES STROSS Write a story a great writer would write. Because part of becoming an artist is pushing through all ...
KAREN BENDER No one can teach writing, but classes may stimulate the urge to write. If you are born a writer, you...
CYNTHIA OZICK After a while, if you're a writer, you want to start appearing in the bookstores of the place yo...
ELLIOT PERLMAN It's much easier to write when you're sad. But you can end up isolated and depressed because...
NATALIE IMBRUGLIA I don't write listening to music, and in a way it seems silly that any writer should have to exp...
RACHEL KUSHNER My personal opinion is that, if you're a professional writer, that you do have quotas. So every ...
CHRIS BOHJALIAN If you want to be a writer, then write.
I. MARLENE KING When you write, you're inside the project. You can't really think about the reception. It ha...
TA-NEHISI COATES When you're No. 1 or No. 300, you still get to play and write the songs.
PATRICK STUMP As a writer, you write the book, you give it to your editor, it's copy edited, it's publishe...
DAVID BERGEN It takes some courage to write fiction about politically controversial topics. The dread is you'...
BARBARA KINGSOLVER What's so crazy is when you give interviews to reporters that don't really care too much for...
FLOYD MAYWEATHER, JR. The problem with being a writer/director: unless you're really disciplined, you start adding pro...
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MINDY KALING I learned that lesson a long time ago. When you write popular fiction you're going to get bashed...
JOHN GRISHAM Any good writer is going to be well-received and is going to not be well-received; that's how yo...
KARRINE STEFFANS Write a lot. And finish what you write. Don't join writer's clubs and go sit around having c...
JERRY POURNELLE You're trying to write about something that's sacred. You're trying to bring the serious...
EDWARD HIRSCH When you write a movie, you have a hundred collaborators. But when you write a novel, it's yours...
SIDNEY SHELDON I've got a big, long list of stuff you're entitled to hate about my books.
JIM CRACE You certainly have a higher quality of life when you are not on the Forbes list. It just means that ...
RONALD BURKLE That's what you're looking for as a writer when you're working. You're looking for y...
PHILIP ROTH The most difficult thing about living as a writer is precisely 'having to write.' Pretending...
KIM YOUNG-HA Hard work pays off - hard work beats talent any day, but if you're talented and work hard, it...
ROBERT GRIFFIN III You don't sit down and write a wish list about the person you are going to fall violently in lov...
STEPHEN FRY I tweet in the morning and the evening. To write 12 hours a day, there is a moment when you're r...
PAULO COELHO If you try to write a novel in L.A., you're a chump; everyone is speeding by, and you're dri...
ETHAN CANIN I don't know what makes a writer's voice. It's dozens of things. There are people who wr...
PAULA FOX There's no such thing as a writer's block. If you're having trouble writing, well, pick ...
NATALIE GOLDBERG I'm very critical of crime novels that use gratuitous violence to shock readers when it isn'...
MICHAEL ROBOTHAM Seeing your name on the list for KP or guard duty when you're in the Army is like reading a bad ...
ROBERT DUVALL I don't write tracts, I write novels. I'm not a preacher, I'm a fiction writer.
URSULA K. LE GUIN Perhaps it would be better not to be a writer, but if you must, then write.
J. B. PRIESTLEY If you want to be a writer-stop talking about it and sit down and write!
JACKIE COLLINS If you want to be a writer-stop talking about it and sit down and write!.
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BEN FOLDS It's way easier to write for other people. Yourself isn't in it. When you write for yourself...
SAM DEW I don't buy into the idea that an Irish writer should write about Ireland, or a gay writer shoul...
JOHN BOYNE Life at a public company ain't for me. The board pays you what you're worth, then you get re...
IRVING AZOFF When you're acting, you're a person. When you're modeling, you're a hanger.
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CHELSEA CLINTON For all the tornadoes Arkansas has, and the ones that have hit around Little Rock, we never had one ...
CHELSEA CLINTON I didn't wear my knee brace for the first time, so I really felt like I could move around.
CHELSEA WAGNER We're goof balls. We don't really care a whole lot about what's going on around us, as long as we're...
CHELSEA DAVIS I am excited to work with NBC News to continue to highlight stories of organizations and individuals...
CHELSEA CLINTON Great guys exist. They may not be in the package you think you like, and they may not come when you ...
CHELSEA HANDLER I read a lot of 'Nancy Drew' books as a kid and considered myself a bit of an amateur detect...
CHELSEA CAIN Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, peopl...
CHELSEA HANDLER I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite th...
CHELSEA HANDLER We play as a team. We don?t have one player. We have many players.
CHELSEA MCTIGUE Movies were movies, whether they were old or new. They always captivated me, pulled me into worlds w...
CHELSEA SEDOTI Movies were movies, whether they were old or new. They always captivated me, pulled me into worlds w...
CHELSEA SEDOTI Phew, that was a close one. I just didn't seem to be able to get any good waves. I was lucky to get ...
CHELSEA GEORGESON We were able to get them into foster homes within several hours.
CHELSEA SHERIDAN Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink ag...
CHELSEA HANDLER You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
CHELSEA HANDLER Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not inter...
CHELSEA HANDLER Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.
CHELSEA HANDLER You get to learn about different cultures-the different parts of the country. The diversity is diffe...
CHELSEA COWMAN I think it's a great opportunity, especially for students who have wanted to go out of state and cou...
CHELSEA COWMAN We proved we could be safe and secure at home, and still have more allies and friends in the world.
CHELSEA CLINTON Living such an opaque life has forced me never to take transparency, openness, and honesty for grant...
CHELSEA MANNING Don't let your characters tell you what to do. They can be pushy. Some writers say that they cre...
CHELSEA CAIN As I rebuild my life, I remind myself not to relive the past.
CHELSEA MANNING I'm really into the human interest thing. I really like regular people.
CHELSEA HANDLER I love the right words. I think economy and precision of language are important.
CHELSEA CLINTON FKA Twigs is stunning. She has beautiful contemporary and unique sound with an almost psychedelic vi...
CHELSEA LEYLAND We grieve for the loss of life, ... I ask you to redouble your resolve and help your neighbors.
CHELSEA CLINTON I could tell the raciest things these women had ever been involved in was a co-ed game of Connect Fo...
CHELSEA HANDLER Sleep is the real beauty secret, but I don't get enough of that.
CHELSEA LEYLAND There are very few distinctions between el bueno and el malo en la prision militar. Instead of the g...
CHELSEA MANNING