When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.

This place certainly reeks of hospitality and good cheer, or maybe it's this cheese.

I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.

HARLOW: "I was reading a book the other day . . . the guy said machinery is going to take the place of every profession."/ DRESSLER: "Oh, my dear, that's something you'll never have to worry about."

One day when he was eating a cookie he offered me a bite. Don't underestimate that. The poor guy's so frightened of germs, it could darn near have been a proposal.