When you have failed at being nice, you’ve actually succeeded in being mean. Success is everywhere if you know where to look for it.

Looking into the spirit of others is sometimes like looking into a pond. Though we aim to see what's deep in the bottom, we are often distracted by our own reflection.

Never prove people right. Never prove them wrong. Prove instead that you make your own path in life.

If we are to find our way across troubled waters, we are better served by the company of those who have built bridges, who have moved beyond despair and inertia.

Never trust a man with a penis.

Please don't follow in my footsteps. I'm already knee-deep in them, and am sinking rapidly...