When you have a movie about people landing from planet Neptune, you suspend disbelief. I totally get it. But I like doing things that happen in real life.
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Related The more people know about you, the more face-time you get in the media, the harder your job becomes... VERA FARMIGA Things like this, you get embarrassed. Things like this, when it happens, you get mad. Things like t... RICHARD M. DALEY With theatre, we all agree to suspend our disbelief about so many things, but not about race. It'... DAVID HENRY HWANG People sometimes say that the way things happen in the movies is unreal, but actually it's the way t... ANDY WARHOL People sometimes say that the way things happen in the movies is unreal, but actually, it's the way ... ANDY WARHOL Yeah, it was so good. I was so-o-o mean to her before [in Hide and Seek ]. Man, I felt bad because I... ELISABETH SHUE I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But ... BAUVARD Doing 'Prometheus' was what you imagine being an actor is like when you're five. In a sp... RAFE SPALL One of my favorite things about doing movies is that you get to do different things you'd never ... DAKOTA FANNING Being South Asian in the U.K. is like being Latino in the U.S., I would guess. It's a bit more h... RIZ AHMED It's something you never get over, but I think it's so neat they're doing a movie about it. SCOTT ARCHER The thing about real life is, when you do something stupid, it normally costs you. In books the hero... DARREN SHAN Whenever you're writing a book or creating a movie or a game, your first task is to get the read... R. A. SALVATORE I like using animals because they help suspend my reader's disbelief. We have certain ideas abou... YANN MARTEL Suspend Disbelief BRIANNA KLOUTSE I like to play the weirdos. I like to play the people that are hard to like. You get to say and do t... WENDI MCLENDON-COVEY I think real life reflects your movies. In your life, you pick stuff that influences what movie role... CHRIS TUCKER God isn't about making good things happen to you, or bad things happen to you. He's all about you ma... JIM BUTCHER I remember that when I got to NYU, everyone was writing scripts. But I was 18 at the time, and when ... TODD PHILLIPS I hate to say it, but shit really does happen. You just have to get over it. Beat the hell out of it... J.A. REDMERSKI You aren’t allowed back until you’ve learned to willingly suspend disbelief. REBECCA MURPHY I'm a great audience. I cry very easily. I suspend disbelief in two seconds. STEPHEN SONDHEIM Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there – I always suspected... ANDY WARHOL My compositions are, I would say, like pages ripped from a diary that I don't really want to sha... CECILE MCLORIN SALVANT You do come to a point where you can get your life in control a bit. But going through life, you dis... NICK NOLTE In order to have faith, or follow any other organized religion, I'd have to suspend a degree of ... PETE TOWNSHEND It is always the simple things that change our lives. And these things never happen when you are loo... DONALD MILLER I was in disbelief, ... I play a lot of soccer, I keep fit. This doesn't happen to me. Like most peo... ROD STEWART I read. It's also nice for me to get involved in schoolwork, which is a totally different world ... MONICA KEENA One thing I like about jazz is that it emphasized doing things differently from what other people we... HERBIE HANCOCK People always ask me, 'I don't know how you could watch that, how that affects you,' and... MARCUS LUTTRELL I don't believe that if you do good, good things will happen. Everything is completely accidenta... HELEN MIRREN Seek not that the things which happen should happen as you wish; but wish the things which happen to... EPICTETUS Yeah, I suppose slightly more people now can pronounce my name. It's all about recognition, isn't it... CILLIAN MURPHY In the past couple of games, it seems like (our infield) is starting to get things going a little be... GARY MCCLURE Think about it for a brief moment. Suspend disbelief. Wind the clock forward 100 years. Do you think... BRAD FELD You can't really do a big character in an action film; you're already suspending your disbel... ADAM MCKAY You have to believe that things will happen, you have to work and love what you're doing. GUSTAVO DUDAMEL You open the paper and read these things that happen to people. Totally random. TOM LEHMAN When you were on stage, you could be absolutely open about your emotions and indulge them and expres... IAN MCKELLEN You have a movie and it proves itself and then certain things happen. BARRY LEVINSON My life is good because I am not passive about it. I invest in what is real. Like real people, to do... GWYNETH PALTROW Doing a kid's movie is fun when you have kids. You don't want to do kids' movies if you ... LARRY THE CABLE GUY When you boil down the real facts and statistics of what carbon dioxide is doing to this planet... t... A. J. BUCKLEY I think I've matured to a great extent. I think that I want different things now. That it's ... EMILIO ESTEVEZ When you are doing something neat, and you're doing it with neat people, and there is that conve... RONY ABOVITZ But I really believe that when you give people authentic identity, which is what Facebook does, and ... SHERYL SANDBERG Other people will call me a rebel, but I just feel like I'm living my life and doing what I want... JOAN JETT I like to look like a person. It drives me crazy when you see women in movies playing teachers, and ... EMMA STONE I think what's exciting about playing a villain - particularly a villain who's totally unapo... BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD But I will agree that I think that things happen with people in relationships, that you might have b... ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. I have noticed that when things happen in one's imaginings, they never happen in one's life. DODIE SMITH You have to suspend disbelief a little bit to buy into your situation and to the story and to how th... RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON Everything I have in life comes from Knots Landing. TED SHACKELFORD They'll probably start working on my movie sometime... They are doing a complete movie of my life st... IKE TURNER I didn't expect it to happen like that. To have the job offers and approaches from investors -- the ... ALEX TEW When you step away from doing something that you have always been doing and then you return to it, y... PREITY ZINTA When you come to my show you get the real thing. I don't pretend to be Sinatra — I just happen to ... PAUL ELIA We'll see. I think it's just one of those things where you shake your head about it in disbelief. LINDSAY DAVENPORT I know what I'm doing is of value. I have a job. I like what I'm doing, but people look at you diffe... ADRIENNE CAMFIELD When somebody is making a movie about your life, that's different. A show is a live performance.... FRANKIE VALLI I couldn't have scripted it better. That stuff doesn't happen in life, that's movie stuff. BRETT SOMMERVILLE It's totally appropriate to be anxious about the future of things you care about, especially in ... BILL CLEGG Good things happen in your life when you surround yourself with positive people. ROY T. BENNETT Good things happen in your life when you surround yourself with positive people. ROY BENNETT Things change. I used to have a real resistance to it and hold on to things, but let things happen a... MIKE D If you make a movie about Elizabeth I, how much of the dialogue is her real words? Audiences know wh... JEAN-JACQUES ANNAUD You get annoyed about things in real life, and then the tragic thing is that while you are moaning o... STEWART LEE People go into that arena, and they know the fix is in. They know what pro wrestling or sports enter... STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN I have often wondered what it is an old building can do to you when you happen to know a little abou... CARL SANDBURG I really loved working with Michael Caine. He's a really skilled and experienced actor. I learn ... BRUCE MCGILL Have you ever tried to organise a threesome in real life?' I shook my head. I'd only enco... OLIVIA SUDJIC I would like to direct a movie, but not a glossy feature film. I am thinking it would be more like a... EVA HERZIGOVA I think our guys expect success. They feel like they should be successful. When you have good athlet... KOBY ABNEY I think if you just look at life in a positive way, positive things will happen. JAKE OWEN The advantage of age is that you swap youth for wisdom. You're so full of insecurities when you&... CHERIE LUNGHI Acting is a life experience. I'm always learning things when I'm making a movie. So the fame... KATE BOSWORTH They're talking about a movie I don't want to hold to that because in this business you can ... CAROLINE DHAVERNAS Imagine people calling you to find out if you're dead. I've led a real crazy life at times, ... RICHARD PRYOR When you are writing laws you are testing words to find their utmost power. Like spells, they have t... HILARY MANTEL Snow is like a manic pixie dream girl: fun and whimsical when you encounter it only through the barr... ALEXANDRA PETRI Caroline: He's Grant West and he actually wants to date you. That just doesn't happen in real life.<... BRYNNA GABRIELSON When people have asked if I'd like to go in the Shuttle, I said you don't get to fly it, exc... WALLY SCHIRRA Lots of people have a “timeline” in mind for their life: the age when they want to get married, ... ROSIE BLYTHE We will use this to learn and as a stepping-stone. I think the real test of the team mentally would ... ED GANTT Aye, well, I've got my garden. LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing. LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds, LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument. LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ... LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w... LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t... LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start. LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec... LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said. LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said. LIKE I Married to the Mob. LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge. LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i... LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick? LIKE I
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