When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

Well, I think we tried very hard not to be overconfident, because when you get overconfident, that's when something snaps up and bites you.

I think that you get something for your acting from almost anything you do.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.