When you don't have a comeback say unicorns eat magic mushrooms and run. They think your crazy but, you know you won. And if their the type to have a comeback for THAT................ Run Faster.

That awkward moment when you fart and everyone realizes it was you.

Why be modest. Unless its ABSOLUTELY necessary. If you got it, show it. NOT flaunt it . Simply show and let others appreciate. And no I'm NOT conceited, I'm simply proud.

Before you ask someone what happened, ask yourself do I really care.

Many have said " Money is a evil thing." Yet NONE say "Keep it "

Some people give up everything and thinks its nothing while others give up nothing and think its everything. For ex. A hobo has but 2 dollars and one ratty blanket, as extra items. He gives it to a small child and takes nothing! He smiles and moves on. A rich snobby man sees the child.and would.have done nothing without the prompts of other people he gives her 100 dollars and lectures her for his amusement and makes her work it off. See the difference.?