When we beat them the first time, some people thought it was a fluke. But then we beat them again? We proved to people we could play and that gave us confidence heading into states.
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Related I think we proved to a lot of people today that is was no fluke when we beat them at their place. We... JOE HARDEN When we broke Lewistown's record, gave them their first loss, our confidence went up. We said we cou... ANGIE PROPER We kind of gave away a move we did beating them two weeks ago. He beat us once, then we beat them, a... JASON BREIHOLZ Mexico City is a lopsided advantage for the Mexican team. With the altitude, it makes it a completel... BRUCE ARENA Last time we (played in Coronado) they beat us and I think we weren't playing our best. So today we ... JUAN MARTINEZ Why foul with 0.5 seconds left? It was dumb. We should have beat them. We had enough confidence to b... DANIEL KICKERT They’re not all that good, we could beat them if we played them again. DARRELL JACKSON I was nervous, they were making shots and we weren't, and we were fouling them on drives. I thought ... JAZZMINE GEORGE We beat a good team tonight. And to beat them in that fashion is a real confidence builder for us an... DANNY WHITE They’re not all that good, we could beat them if we played them again. DARRELL JACKSON We honestly felt we could beat them this year. I don't know if the way we finished the first half hu... JOE MASLEH We were the last team to beat them, and yeah that gives us confidence going into this game. The thin... CURT OTT It was a big win for us. They beat us in the bottom of the seventh earlier this season, and we were ... DALE CUTSFORTH When we die our deeds shall be left for humanity to judge & our flesh shall become dust for humanity... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I thought we could beat them, but he is a pretty good player. RICHARD RODRIGUEZ We needed some momentum and a game to get back some confidence. Southern Miss is a great team. To co... JUSTIN HENRY We got down in the first quarter, but we played them even the rest of the way, and that gave us some... BRUCE HARTLEY I don't mind, as long as we win. I've heard some people say that the Catholic schools shouldn't be h... BOB CIMMINO We saw we had to play (Van-Far) in the tournament and knew we had to beat them right then and there ... LANCE UHLMEYER We played aggressively. Some people may not believe this, but the upset didn't happen tonight. I fee... JENNIFER SHOAF When you get to a game like this, it's who's playing, who's on a roll. The teams are close enough th... LOUIE GOLDEN We thought, 'We have to make them beat us from the outside,' and they did. KURT BUDKE We didn't necessarily expect to win, but we knew we could beat them. But to win like that was unexpe... LAUREN DUSIN The words you can’t find, you borrow. We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w... GABRIELLE ZEVIN One of our goals heading in was to beat a team ranked in our region, and we did that. North Dakota w... ERIC HUNT If we go out and play the way we're capable of playing, we can beat them. We can beat anybody we wan... GERALD COX You can see why they're in the Super Bowl. We could play with them for a long time but not long enou... DICK VERMEIL It was tough for us to go down there and beat them. It was their first bowl game in a while and we d... BRIAN TOAL That gives us some confidence that we can beat them, but both games were very close. It is extremely... AMY GOVERT (The coaches) told the kids if we could play our best ball, we could beat them. The girls believed t... AMY KRAUSE The main thing (we were thinking in the first half) was that we could beat them and that they weren'... SHAN FOSTER We were the only ones that knew we could beat them. We came out and proved ourselves. There wasn't g... DEMETRIUS MABRY But once we lost, we had to focus on the states. We had one last shot. When we won the first game in... CARLOS CUETO We played a good game the first time. Today, we played the same way and we beat them. GUILLERMO SARLO We won 20 games last year playing a lot of sophomores but we never won that game against an elite te... BRET TUETKEN That's what we told them, and we had to win some games, and we beat Gates (County), we beat Manteo, ... EARL FOUNTAIN We had to get fired back up. When we got off to that big lead, we thought we'd beat them. We figured... KYLE LEVINS After the first half, we realized they didn't have the offensive guns to beat us, so we settled back... FRED THACHER They came out and they took it to us but we were not going to crack. We had a lot of confidence; we ... ALAN NICHOLL We thought (Scottsbluff) was getting used to the zone and we thought we could pressure their guards ... DAMON ARTERY We came out ready to play. This was the first time in four years that we beat Bloomington. DAVE SHOWALTER It wasn't about winning the city or winning the states. That was nice, but I wanted to win the whole... JARRID FAMOUS We beat a team that we were supposed to beat and we beat them handily. It should not have been a clo... JACKIE TURPIN After we beat Regis to open the playoffs, I found out we were going to get to play Kearney and that ... ASHLEY GRONEWOLLER We were not giving them anything. Every time that we got to make a play, we made it because we pract... DON CONGDON It shows we can beat a quality team. Our ability to play well against N.C. State, hopefully, will gi... SKIP PROSSER Could it be possible for humanity to put their differences aside for the survival of our species, un... GARY F EVANS... Our kids believed we could play with them, and we were able to hang with them for a while. However, ... BOB DELANO Waking up this morning, my first thought was that they came back to beat us like they did last year.... KYLE KANNENBERG I was kind of nervous for a second but I knew we had some time left. But we are a great team and whe... CORY JACOBS Central Catholic is the team to beat in the section. They beat us pretty decisively [3-1] the first ... JACK ZEBO The first goal was huge. It gave us a huge confidence boost, and we headed into halftime with some r... MARTHA WHITING We all thought we could beat them. Nobody really had faith in us or hope in us, so we kind of had a ... DEMETRIS NICHOLS It was endlessly entertaining, watching people beat each other up. All the little kids in the neighb... WAYNE COYNE When we get them in Barre, I think it will be a good game. I know we can beat them we beat on them a... IAN TURNER We can compete with them physically but, on a technical level, we will beat them. We will try and be... ANDREI ZUBAREV It's hard to beat them at whatever level we meet them at. We were hoping that since we got past area... ANTHONY JAMISON We came out sluggish but then made a little run at the end of the first half that got us some confid... MARK WINTER We beat people because we turn them over. It changed the tempo of the game. CURT DOBBS It's never easier. The teams that we beat are going to be coming after us, gunning for us and the te... KATIE MEINHARDT We haven't beaten them in a long time. We need to beat them, BEN DAVIS I basically just told him that if we wrestle our match, nobody is going to beat us. Once we know we ... JAKE DAUM They beat us at our place last year and we beat them at theirs. I'm sure it will be another good gam... GEORGE BRAUN We kept our composure this time. The last game we played them, we had a big lead on them but they ch... JACQUELINE JOHANNES That was a big win for them but I don't thin that game got us to think 'oh, this team has a chance t... DREW MILLER If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y... GARY F EVANS... We got to keep our heads up and play the ball we've been playing. We got to beat Robinson. We have t... ANTHONY ALLEN People have said we don't play a hard schedule. But (Friday night) we beat one of the better teams a... ASHTON WHIDDEN We came into this game knowing (Lutheran was) the only team in the conference without a loss. We jus... AMANDA KOBES We've just have to make sure we get back on transition and stop penetration. Memphis was real encour... JASON FORTE The one thing we wanted, almost as much as to get to the championship, was to play Bismarck again, a... ALEX HAGEN I thought we could battle our way back into it, but I think we pressed a little bit. We didn't care ... DARIN GREEN We have things we know we need to improve on. But if we happen to face them again, we now know what ... LANCE UHLMEYER When we turn on that tape, we see them beating Cincinnati, we see them beat Pittsburgh, we see them ... BILL BELICHICK I thought we played even. I'm sure they beat us on the boards [Meadowbrook 33-28]. We beat them from... GEORGE LANCASTER When you tell me your story or about yourself I understand who you are and are able to share who I a... BRENT M. JONES I thought that if we could jump on them quick that we could get some confidence and it would help ou... ROSS MOSHER We beat Littleton in both of the regular season games we played. Hopefully we can beat them a third ... DOUG KILBY They're a great offensive team. We just knew that every possession we were going to have to play har... ALAN FOX We definitely talked about crashing the offensive glass. We felt like that was something that we cou... DARNELL DOZIER Any time we play Peregrines they lift their game and they would dearly love to beat us, so we have t... DANNY COSTELLO On paper, we should beat them and we're going in with confidence. ERICA CHANDLER We gave them all the credit in the world. We got our butts kicked. It wasn't even a game. We know to... CHRIS AULT The last time we played South Hamilton, we beat them, 60-28, and I think our kids felt they could ma... KREG KLAVER This is the worst thing ever. If we would have lost and known they were a better team we could handl... HAZAEL REYNOSA I wanted to really beat them because they beat us last year when we were undefeated (7-0). JUSTIN ARTHUR We beat them pretty handily earlier this year (39-13), but we did that three years ago, too, and the... DENNY BRIGHTON We knew we could hang with them. And -- of course -- we knew they could hang with us. If you're goin... LEO DISIMONE They tried to make other people beat them, which we did. ADAM ALLEN There was a time that when we faced them and we knew when we walked on the field, knowing we were go... MARK MCQUADE We showed a lot of composure for a team that was missing two seniors. We were up 15-18 points and th... PATTY ROMEO Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an... LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD They're a good team. They beat us twice this year and they beat us twice last year. It's frustrating... DAVE MACARTHUR It took a while to get into the groove. We had some jitters in the first game, but we got rid of tho... KRISTY DWYER The aim now is the World Cup and we've got a hard draw but it's a great opportunity, ... I was down ... CRAIG WRIGHT Hopefully we can defend that a little bit better. But they play well and they play with a lot of emo... TONY DUNGY I thought Cornell was very talented and very good, but I also thought if we played a great game we c... BRIAN VOELKER It was a slap in the face. That just showed if we're not prepared to play, we can be beat. We used t... JAMES SHULER When we played them last year, they were real physical on the inside. I told our girls we would have... KURT GREENE
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JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep... JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve... JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ... JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock... JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark... JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva... JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be. JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good. JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that... JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ... JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th... JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a... JEFF LINDSAY