When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.

Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?

Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain.

Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.

Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.

At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right?