When these seniors came here, we were 2-22 and 1-and-something. They helped put Waukegan basketball back on the map and get the respect back for our program. I'm proud to have been able to coach them for the past four seasons.


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Everybody wants to get on the field and stay on the field, ... So I think you have to push yourself ...
KEARY COLBERT
If you know what to do and get to your spot, that's what it's all about,
KEARY COLBERT
As far as getting the ball, I don't have so much pride where I have to have the ball or it's like, '...
KEARY COLBERT
It will happen in time, ... It's week two of a long season. I have to clean up a lot of stuff. I hav...
KEARY COLBERT
Everybody wants to be on the field, and everybody wants to stay on the field, ... There's a lot of t...
KEARY COLBERT
It will happen in time, ... It's Week 2 of a long season.
KEARY COLBERT
What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!
STEPHEN COLBERT
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcohol...
STEPHEN COLBERT
We learned that we had some pretty good depth and some of our youth were capable of playing larger r...
ROB COLBERT
Lots of people are on the Internet and it gives them an easy opportunity to help out.
OFFICER COLBERT
In politics nothing is contemptible.
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
Finality is not the language of politics.
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
Let it alone. Let it pass by. [Lat., Laissez faire, laissez passer.]
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers wi...
J. B. COLBERT
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers ...
J. B. COLBERT
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of fe...
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to get the most feathers with the least his...
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
It is simply, and solely, the abundance of money within a state [which] makes the difference in its ...
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
The fact is, people who can't kill, will always be subject to those who can.
SGT. BRAD 'ICEMAN' COLBERT
Darwin’s folly was barking up the wrong tree.
BRIAN
Charles Darwin, and the evulation of a lie,
BRIAN
A Nationalist is a defeated Republican.
BRIAN
The main challenge that television presents is that I have a tendency to say things with a great dea...
BRIAN GREENE
No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.
BRIAN GREENE
The universe is incredibly wondrous, incredibly beautiful, and it fills me with a sense that there i...
BRIAN GREENE
Our eyes only see the big dimensions, but beyond those there are others that escape detection becaus...
BRIAN GREENE
Black holes, we all know, are these regions where if an object falls in, it can't get out, but t...
BRIAN GREENE
How can a speck of a universe be physically identical to the great expanse we view in the heavens ab...
BRIAN GREENE
Sometimes nature guards her secrets with the unbreakable grip of physical law. Sometimes the true na...
BRIAN GREENE
I believe we owe our young an education that captures the exhilarating drama of science.
BRIAN GREENE
We're on this planet for the briefest of moments in cosmic terms, and I want to spend that time ...
BRIAN GREENE
There's a picture of my dorm room in the college yearbook as the most messy, most disgusting roo...
BRIAN GREENE
My mom says: 'Why aren't you a doctor?' and I'm like, 'I am a doctor!' and s...
BRIAN GREENE
I have long thought that anyone who does not regularly - or ever - gaze up and see the wonder and gl...
BRIAN GREENE
The boldness of asking deep questions may require unforeseen flexibility if we are to accept the ans...
BRIAN GREENE
The bottom line is that time travel is allowed by the laws of physics.
BRIAN GREENE
Intelligence is the ability to take in information from the world and to find patterns in that infor...
BRIAN GREENE
String theory envisions a multiverse in which our universe is one slice of bread in a big cosmic loa...
BRIAN GREENE
I think math is a hugely creative field, because there are some very well-defined operations that yo...
BRIAN GREENE
The guitar was my weapon, my shield to hide behind.
BRIAN MAY
I used to love looking at a recipe, getting all the bits and pieces in the shops, getting them ready...
BRIAN O'DRISCOLL
I was brought up to be a gentleman. That means you know how to walk, talk and dress the part.
BRIAN MCKNIGHT
Musicians are there in front of you, and the spectators sense their tension, which is not the case w...
BRIAN ENO
The biggest emotion in creation is the bridge to optimism.
BRIAN MAY
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and your...
BRIAN KOSLOW
Nothing to me is unexpected. No disappointment is unexpected - whether it's movies or people or ...
BRIAN GRAZER
I get depressed when the sun is clouded over. It affects me.
BRIAN WILDSMITH
I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
BRIAN CELIO