When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

George W. Bush is not only a great president; he was a great candidate.

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.

The audience applauded, even though it was not clear what Bush meant.

This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!