When somebody asks what I do, I guess I say 'writer' first.
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ARNOLD PALMER I'm just doing what my conscience asks me to do.
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BRADLEY COOPER I'm a schoolteacher and a writer. So that's what I do.
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KEVIN MITNICK I'm a writer; it's not just what I do, but who I am.
BEVERLY LEWIS You don't wanna walk around and say, 'I'm somebody's niece, I'm somebody's c...
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CHRIS LEDOUX My main focus when I do my makeup is my eyes - I accentuate my eyes, and they look bigger. More '...
BECKY G I do the best I can when I'm accepting the role to say, 'This is about as much as I can do, ...
BILLY CRUDUP It's a funny thing. I'll be in my home town of Columbus at a restaurant or something, and th...
TYLER JOSEPH Older people sit down and ask, 'What is it?' but the boy asks, 'What can I do with it?...
STEVE JOBS In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when y...
ALBERT EINSTEIN When someone asks, 'Does success make you into a monster?' I always say, 'No, it enables...
SIMON COWELL When I first began to write fiction, I didn't think I was a comic writer; I thought I was a seri...
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CHERYL HINES I'm pretty confident, I guess I would say.
AIDY BRYANT When I mention that I'm a game designer as well as a writer, someone will nod and say, 'Ah, ...
DAVE MORRIS When someone asks me what I'm trying to do, I tell them, I'm trying to do what I do when I do what I...
WILLIE HAYNES There's many things that I am. And all of those things come together at some point. If somebody ...
WALTER MOSLEY Siren voices tell me, 'You don't have to keep going on.' And then you think, 'I'...
TERRY PRATCHETT I don't know what to say when I have a crush on somebody. I kind of lose my words. I really try ...
ALEXA VEGA When somebody says, 'Oh, Buffy, you're such a warrior for peace', I stop them and say, &...
BUFFY SAINTE-MARIE I guess if I had to classify myself, I'd say I'm straight.
BRENDON URIE I guess I'm just one of these people who, when I decide I'm going to do something, I just do...
TOM FORD As a writer, I've always been somebody who's been productive and hustled hard.
ADAM MANSBACH I wouldn't say that I'm an Italian wine connoisseur. I do like red wine. I guess my favorite...
ERIK LARSON I guess you could say I'm pretty wary.
SAM RILEY I do find it amusing when somebody cuts me off, makes an aggressive move on me in a car. I'm lik...
JIMMIE JOHNSON People can judge me for what I've done. And I think when somebody's out in the public eye, t...
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SYDNEY J. HARRIS I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.
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IGGY AZALEA They say love is the key...I guess somebody changed the lock.
MARIE MUHAMMAD I guess it's ridiculously romantic, but I wanted to be a full tilt, sink-or-swim writer.
DANIEL WOODRELL Everyone's surprised when they meet me. I guess it's because I've played tough cookies f...
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KATE MOSS The Q I loathe and despise, the Q every single writer I know loathes and despises, is this one: '...
AYELET WALDMAN I always say what's on my mind. No need to second guess with me.
JOY FIELDING I hope one day when I say I'm from Estonia, people don't say: 'What? Where's that?...
CARMEN KASS I'm interested in every aspect of fashion. I think it's in my bones. When I was younger I us...
GEORGIA MAY JAGGER If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.
RICHARD BACH I love musical theater. That's what I started off to do when I was 7, and my first show was '...
DAVID HASSELHOFF Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill
ROLAND SMITH Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
JOE E. LEWIS I guess you could say I'm cautious, or a coward.
NAMIE AMURO Don't believe what I say. Believe what I do.
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BELLA HADID Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
SENECA Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
SENECA We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
SENECA Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take...
SENECA Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life.
SENECA Luck is where opportunity meets preparation.
SENECA Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures.
SENECA I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive p...
STEPHEN COLBERT When I teach writing, I have a mantra: 'Be a first-rate version of yourself, and not a second-ra...
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JOE HALDEMAN I allegedly am an outsider writer, so I write from the perspective of somebody who doesn't compl...
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DANIEL CORMIER I do what I do. You like it, great. You don't, go listen to somebody else. I'm stickin' ...
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CARMEN MARTON I didn't know how to be a writer. But I thought, 'I can do this.'
KAREN ROBARDS I was bullied in first grade, and it's definitely not fun. But always tell somebody instead of h...
LEO HOWARD I don't know if I'm an impressionist or an expressionist. You can call me an American first....
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TIM HOWARD It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill
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SHIRLEY TEMPLE I'd rather not get into what I'm talking about lyrically. I think it's impossible not to...
TRENT REZNOR It's a waste of energy to think about what somebody else is doing and how they doing it. I'm...
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