When she has a good day, the Pirates have a good day.

This is a contradiction in terms, of course.

All of her routines start at a 10.0. We worked long and hard during the summer to develop that.

When she performs ... all eyes are on her. She has these signature skills that she does on the floor that no one else does.

She could do things on beam that I had no name for. As a third-year coach, I had visions of grandeur, thoughts of state championships dancing before me. I couldn't wait to work with someone at that level.

I started writing about the Florida Legislature, and there are two possibilities for response to the Florida Legislature. One is weeping uncontrollably and jumping off a tall building, and the other is to laugh. So you might as well laugh.