When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.

Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.

Buy our alarm clock and you will sleep soundly.