When people say 'Charlie Chaplin' I still think now of the guy in the moustache and bowler hat and funny walk - I don't think of an old man who was my grandfather.

My mother doesn't have much of a social life with other A-list people. Which in a way I'm very grateful for, because if I do make something of my career I will be able to say it wasn't because I was a Chaplin.

That's all any of us are: amateurs. We don't live long enough to be anything else.

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.

You'll find that life is still worthwhile, if you just smile.

Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.