When people ask me about my story, I just go through the positive stuff: the tent-pole moments, the big landmark checkpoints.

People were going to geometry class and I was swimming through vats of chili on 'Even Stevens.' It was like a dream!

My mom is at my house every day, and she nags me about everything, especially hygiene.

We're living through the twilight of American economic dominance.

I'm very picky and I'm in a situation where it's a big crossover.

I was in a relationship with a girl I loved for three years. Where do you go after three years? Then you've got to start thinking about other things, and I'm too young to think about those things.