When our time's up, it's up. All the money in the world won't buy you one more day.

To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless.

The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that.

There's an awful lot of superfluous news, the pervert of the day and someone that shot seven people at a fraternity party. Who needs it all?

The world and life have been mighty good to me. And I want to put something back.

Rupert Murdoch is the most dangerous man in the world.