Chris Lilley
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There's no formula for it, and I think ... RONNIE DUNN You have to feel good in what you're wearing; if you don't feel good it's not going to l... B.O.B The one mistake you must never make is to agree to make a film or sign on to film that you don't... PAUL GREENGRASS KID CUDI I always say when you write a book, you're a 'one-man band.' Whereas, when you finish a ... DIABLO CODY CHRISTINA MILIAN JASON STATHAM LEROY NEIMAN DENZEL WASHINGTON To me, charity often is just about giving, because you're supposed to, or because it's what ... MAJORA CARTER BRYAN CRANSTON One of the things about jail that's weird is that you're sent to a place where you're su... LANE GARRISON It's something that I love about this business and that scares me about this business, but in a ... CANDICE ACCOLA Writing is always a restorative process. It's like paddling a kayak. When you're writing, yo... TABITHA KING I think in most cases, when you're writing a song, you're just making up a little story, and... ADAM SCHLESINGER EDWARD HIRSCH HOWARD SCHULTZ H. RAP BROWN TIA MOWRY When you DJ, you're just on your own, which is nice because there's no argument. PETER HOOK AVICII PAMELA ANDERSON ZOOEY DESCHANEL I think, whenever you're doing anything, you don't want anyone anywhere to watch it and thin... CLAIRE FOY It's okay to fail 'cause there's no failure, you're just informing the richness of y... BEN FOSTER Conflicts of interest' arise when you're not - when you're sneaky about it, when you'... SEAN SPICER I think at the beginning of a project, you decide if you're in love with the idea and what it... SPIKE JONZE KARL PILKINGTON JAY-Z Instagram is just a way of showing the world a little piece of what you're like. You're not ... SOFIA RICHIE MICHAEL DELL Your father tells you a story when you're a kid, or your mother or your uncle or whoever it is. ... DAVID CHASE DAMIEN HIRST DIANE LANE GILBERT PARKER FLOYD MAYWEATHER, JR. WARIS DIRIE You know, it's hard sometimes to just detach yourself from what you're doing. KATEY SAGAL No matter what you do, if there's something you're afraid of, you need to break through it. ZOLA JESUS JOHN MCENROE You do it for the highs, when you're totally engrossed and everything's flowing and whatever... GREG RUSEDSKI JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE JUSTIN TRUDEAU Sometimes it's just harder to remind yourself about what you're doing and why you're doi... ANDRE AGASSI SIMON SINEK When you're a kid growing up, you say you want to make it to the Major Leagues, and when you rea... JOE MORGAN If you're a good Amish girl, you're courting, you have three or four different beaus, and yo... BEVERLY LEWIS HALSEY CHRISTOPHER WALKEN NICKI MINAJ MARIA BARTIROMO NANCY REAGAN JASON KIDD ERIC MCCORMACK JULIA STILES Winning is something you've dreamed about and hoped for, so that when you get there it's no ... RICHARD GRIFFITHS When you're sitting ringside, there's a primal thing there that hooks into violence and exci... ANTOINE FUQUA MARY ELLEN MARK AARON RODGERS When you're doing a TV show, it's not like you just shoot for six weeks and you're in an... CHRIS PRATT JOHN CUSACK I love science fiction, and one of the things I love about it is that it's so very different. Yo... ANN LECKIE On the stage, you enter into a bond with the audience, and you can sense they are moved by what you&... EVERETT MCGILL COREY TAYLOR DJ JAZZY JEFF I know it's a film and all of that, and it's a Hollywood film, but it kind of feels like thi... PATRICK MARBER When you're acting, you're escaping and hiding behind something. It's cliched to say, bu... TAMSIN EGERTON DARREN ARONOFSKY Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b... BAM MARGERA BRUNO MARS CLINT EASTWOOD HARRY STYLES When doing a series, I look for something that has an idea you can think about, something that I'... DARREN STAR 'Smallville' is like a Domino's pizza. While you're eating, you're thinking, ... IRA GLASS When you're editing, you're putting it together in a way that makes sense metaphysically. Yo... D. A. PENNEBAKER RYAN GOSLING OLIVIA COLMAN When you're doing exactly what you want to do, it's not tiring. You've been planting the... COLMAN DOMINGO It's about knowing yourself and what you're good at. Females, males - anyone can be anything... PAYAL KADAKIA When you're doing a Motley Crue tribute record, you can ask anyone to do it, and they're not... DARIUS RUCKER If you're a writer, write. You just keep writing. And if you're a filmmaker, you keep doing ... DANA BRUNETTI SARAH HYLAND ABBEY LEE KERSHAW
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You feel the pressure of going to university because you need a back-up plan, which is why I enrolle... CHRIS LILLEY I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool&... CHRIS LILLEY I really like Jeff Lewis and 'Flipping Out' and 'Interior Therapy.' I don't know... CHRIS LILLEY Australia has a thing where apparently it's fine for me to dress up as an Asian woman. No one ha... CHRIS LILLEY It's barely OK for me to be dressed up as a black guy. But part of me kind of enjoys provoking p... CHRIS LILLEY People were making fun of redheads before I came along. CHRIS LILLEY I'm interested in youth culture - when your parents are running your life, but you think you'... CHRIS LILLEY I get bored with the constant probing for the cliched tears of the clown, the dark side of the comic... CHRIS LILLEY I find teenage girls endlessly funny. CHRIS LILLEY When I was in school, I was always writing scripts and dressing up as characters. I'd constantly... CHRIS LILLEY We had streaks last year where we were good at putting the goals in and streaks where we dried up. BOB LILLEY I think we've made a number of good signings and we've blended them with a very strong core group fr... BOB LILLEY Joey and J.J. matched up well up front. We were unlucky not to get a second and third. BOB LILLEY David is capable of playing a number of positions in the midfield and has good attacking qualities. ... BOB LILLEY Everybody raves about the butter. PERRY LILLEY He's the best I ever had. And the worst thing that ever happened to me. R.K. LILLEY How about we call it lovingly fucking your brains out? R.K. LILLEY Is it romantic or psychotic when I say I'll never let you leave me? R.K. LILLEY The Chinese are going to want to stretch it out, and we're going to want to accelerate it. In 2006, ... JAMES LILLEY We are driven by images, ... and the Tiananmen images are the most powerful images we've had for yea... JAMES LILLEY China's got huge problems. There's enormous corruption all across the board. JAMES LILLEY We're going to pull the five powers -- Russia, South Korea, Japan, China, the U.S. -- together, not ... JAMES LILLEY It's part of the game of putting us on the defensive, JAMES LILLEY China's got huge problems, JAMES LILLEY Lee Teng-hui is a remarkable man. And as a talented politician he moved the island forward by increa... JAMES LILLEY It's not wise to hold a gun against their head and ask them to talk, ... after Taiwan and China both... JAMES LILLEY Most members of the WTO are too persuaded by China. Taiwan will not be able to enter until China is ... JAMES LILLEY Don't foist your body image issues on me, mate. I'm sexy. When I want a six pack, I go to the liquor... R.K. LILLEY Not you. I love any touch fromR.K. LILLEY Far be it from me to slow down two badass supermodels on a mission, but we have a problem," a male v... REBECCA K. LILLEY When the sun rises in the morning and sets in the night. 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CHRIS CARRABBA An open book is an open mind" -Charles Chiltington CHRIS GRABENSTEIN
The great thing about YouTube is there are no gatekeepers. No one is waiting to tell you if you'... 
It's the worst when you're kissing someone who's not a good kisser, and you're tryin... 
When you model, there's no way you can't notice yourself. Do you know what I mean? Because y... 
No one really knows what I'm really like, and you won't unless you spend a day with me, or i... 
You love the game, but it's hard to do the things you do when you're feeling like you're... 
Kids want you to take them to whatever kid movie is opening, and you just hope it's good because... 
If it's just screaming - and I know this sounds so ridiculous - that gets old. But sometimes whe... 
When you're doing a film, you're on a set and you have retakes and you have time to get it r... 
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See, it's no in between: you're either free or you're a slave. 
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In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks. 
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