When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter.

I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those.

I wasn't one to go out and buy a new car and stereo system and expensive clothes. My mom helped keep me grounded.

It's like having your own car, without the gas prices.

There's a degree of narcissism involved in anything in show business. I mean, you can't do it without a healthy ego. Why would you want anybody to listen to you?

The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jon would be the new host of 'The Daily Show,' which back then was not called 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.'