When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.

Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!