When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.

Everyone deserves a sad day once in a while,” Calista told me. “Sometimes things are too big for cheering up. Sometimes the best way to make things better is just to let yourself be sad for a little bit.

There is always someone better off than you, and there is always someone worse off than you.

when life give me a lemon, i make myself an iced tea. mixed it up, it became my favorite

When Life Gives You Lemons you tell life to Get a Life because lemons are a terrible gift.

When life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons