When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.

The baby dove into the room, transforming grotesquely as it landed on the floorin a deft sumersault

What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter.

Excruciating agony makes me cranky.

Not kill us," Pigeon corrected. "She was mainly just trying to turn us into mindless slaves.

Can't you home school me?" Nate pleaded.
"You would never do any work." (Nate's mom)
"Sounds perfect!