When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.

Live today like it is your last day, Love with all your heart and soul, and Laugh till your belly aches or until you throw up!

My friends and I are debating about optimism, whether the glass is half empty or half full.....Well it really doesnt make a difference to me since all my glasses are paper cups.

Its better to be Pissed Off than Pissed On!

When you "settle" for something it means you get "less" than what you deserve.

Live Life and Live it Well!