When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.