When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.

I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it's just not funny.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

I feel like Obama's an Illuminati puppet.

I feel like there's no such thing as gender.

I feel like we all have our skeletons.