When I write, I get glimpses into future novels.

I write novels and other things.

I write the shopping column. I think I've proven my superficiality.

I don't write tracts, I write novels. I'm not a preacher, I'm a fiction writer.

The cool thing about writing is that there is really never a typical day. Sometimes I get a rhythm going and head off to work every morning and come home at night. Sometimes I'll write for two days straight and then be utterly blank for the next two.

I'm a cartoonist. I write and draw comic books and graphic novels. I'm also a coder.