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When I went through Marine boot camp in Paris Island, South Carolina, we actually did have bayonets that we trained with.


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KAI RYSSDAL South Carolina went through the process early.
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JOSH LUCAS We don't have unions in South Carolina because we don't need unions in South Carolina.
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ART DONOVAN A record number of South Carolina taxpayers filed electronically through their home computers.
DIANNE BESUNDER It's good news for South Carolina parents and for South Carolina tourism.
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BUNNIE GLEASON We went through engineering three times. In retrospect we're happy we did it.
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LI NA I weighed 190 when I got to boot camp, I came out at 178. I ate only the beans and tomato sauce.
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CAROLINE DHAVERNAS There's where we need some work to be done in South Carolina. The driver sets the pattern.
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GERALD HAYES We all want to be special, to stand out; there's nothing wrong with this. The irony is that ever...
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JOSH BILLINGS In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.
JOSH BILLINGS As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.
JOSH BILLINGS If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any sa...
JOSH BILLINGS Forgiveness is the oil of relationships.
JOSH MCDOWELL There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
JOSH BILLINGS It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to...
JOSH BILLINGS Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
JOSH BILLINGS I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
JOSH BILLINGS There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
JOSH BILLINGS I don't care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words.
JOSH BILLINGS Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
JOSH BILLINGS Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, no...
JOSH BILLINGS Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
JOSH BILLINGS One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit nev...
JOSH BILLINGS Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
JOSH BILLINGS Poverty is the step-mother of genius.
JOSH BILLINGS Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
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