When I was snorting coke up my nose, they didn't call me crazy. When I said I saw Jesus, that's when they said I was crazy.

It is just as crazy not to be crazy about Christ as it is to be crazy about anything else.

And when Jesus came to the place, he looked up, and saw him, and said unto him, Zacchaeus, make haste, and come down; for to day I must abide at thy house.

Take that bone out of your nose and call me back

It is closer to the truth to say that God is crazy than that God is reasonable. I suspect God merely smiles when someone calls him crazy, but shakes His head and frowns when someone calls Him reasonable.

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