Jeff Dunham
Related I was 14 or 15 when I moved to L.A. permanently, but I had been out for pilot season for a few years... BRITT ROBERTSON I wanted to entertain and make people laugh. I think it really hit in third grade, but once I was in... CHRISSY METZ Get this (economic plan) passed. Later on, we can all debate it. , TO NEW HAMPSHIRE LEGISLATORS E. L. KONIGSBURG WHOOPI GOLDBERG BILL NYE CAROL BURNETT MARK WAHLBERG Fortunately, I never had to do the waiter thing. When I got out of college, I immediately started to... BILL NUNN STEVEN WRIGHT I have kept a diary, WITHNAIL AND I When I was nine, I started reading Homer. I would get up at four o'clock in the morning, before ... FRANZ WRIGHT I started rapping because my mom died when I was about 11 years old, and I was a very rebellious kid... TORY LANEZ BOB SEGER GEORGE LOPEZ DOUGLAS COUPLAND This is really interesting. When I was in the 9th grade, I flunked 9th grade algebra. I couldn't cop... JOHN WARNOCK ERIC BOGOSIAN AARON PAUL Read my lips--NO NEW TAXES! , NOV. 1988 STAN LAUREL I knew what I had to do when things started getting rough. If I went hard to the hole enough, I was ... AB RODRIGUEZ CRAIG GROESCHEL I flunked out of five colleges, and I did not know what I was going to do. And when I was sitting in... JIMMY DUNN ICE T I worked with the Groundlings, doing sketch comedy and improv at a theater here in L.A. It was my ho... FORTUNE FEIMSTER I have already joined myself in marriage to a husband, namely the kingdom of England. ELIZABETH I (SPOKEN TO HER PARLAMENT) I'm from a small town in North Carolina and went to a small college and didn't think that so... FORTUNE FEIMSTER CORY BOOKER It was only when I started to dig my heels in that I started to realize that's what I needed to ... DAVE HOLLAND I moved out to L.A. when I was 17, dropped out of high school, and pursued a career in music. SKYLAR GREY YARA SHAHIDI I came from the Groundlings Theatre in L.A., and there, you're guaranteed to at least try someth... TARAN KILLAM DOLPH LUNDGREN I worked in Trenton, and then I got sidetracked into comedy and then onto 'SNL.' And then in... JOE PISCOPO JEFF DUNHAM In Miami, I was studying improv as well as acting. Improv is a great tool to have, just for the come... BLAKE JENNER I was at a public school until I was in sixth grade when I moved to New York. SAMI GAYLE IYANLA VANZANT PETER HELLER Writing-wise, I started when I was 17. Whatever was bothering me, I could just write about it in a s... KIIARA When I first came to do shows in Vegas, I followed the usual entertainer's syndrome - I played c... GABE KAPLAN RUTH REICHL When I started on the 'Burnett' show, I was just out of high school, and when we went off th... VICKI LAWRENCE MAGGIE SMITH When I was young, I had this contrarian thing, and my music for a long time was an extension of that... J. TILLMAN I like to do comedy. It's my real passion. I want to make people laugh. GAD ELMALEH SIMON MASHALLA SERENA WILLIAMS CHANNING TATUM I've been a fan of Waylon since I was 10, and that's when I started carving, too. I watched my dad w... GENE WEBB I didn't like school. I was pretty much daydreaming all the time. I would be in the back of the ... CHARLIE MCDERMOTT I moved to Dallas in 1975 and stayed there until 1980. That's when I decided it was time to move... LARRY DRAKE RIC FLAIR GEORGE LUCAS DAVID ATTENBOROUGH STEVE MARTIN ERIC-EMMANUEL SCHMITT It's funny, because when I was in college, all my professors said, 'You should do comedy.... RACHAEL HARRIS HANYA YANAGIHARA I grew up in the Ukraine 'til I was about 7, and then I moved to L.A. MILA KUNIS CHARLIE PUTH JACK MCBRAYER JONAH HILL TWINKLE KHANNA HANNIBAL BURESS I'm actually one of the few kids in my grade, especially girls, who didn't end up going to c... ALEX WINSTON BILL COSBY I've been trying to get into comedy for years. I had a meeting with one of the networks a couple... NATALIE ZEA When Tim moved away it got really difficult. We had a couple shows, but it was too hard. I knew when... AIMEE ARGOTE CATHERINE BELL At first, I found the music I was making really hard to find a home for. I felt like my attitude was... M.I.A. HENRY B. EYRING I started out doing improvised voices when I started working in a program where I read for kids in s... STEVEN BLUM MARY STEENBURGEN I laugh a lot in horror films. If I'm scared in a horror film, I try to think about what's s... JASON REITMAN I felt like I got more comfortable on 'Idol' when I just started being myself and not trying... KARA DIOGUARDI I never wanted to be a model. I never wanted to be a serious actress. I started off doing comedy. I ... AMANDA BYNES I started my YouTube channel when I was 13. At the time, I was being bullied by a few people who I u... BETHANY MOTA DANICA MCKELLAR I started once a week in North Carolina at a pub called Charlie Goodnight and met a lot of comics th... RETTA JEFF NICHOLS TINA FEY I ended up going to college for visual arts but moved up to New York after I graduated from college ... ABBI JACOBSON Before I was 12 years old, I had no interest in music; I was just into football. Then I heard Don Mc... JAKE BUGG JOSH DUHAMEL When I was a little girl, the only real form of entertainment I was exposed to was theater, being ra... KELLY STABLES I guess I never grew up. I was still reading kids' books in high school and college. I was alway... MICHAEL PATRICK HEARN I was brought up to express myself only when asked to express myself, and then to do so in a way tha... PATTY GRIFFIN I moved to L.A. after my landlord in Brooklyn tripled my rent. I spent months looking for other plac... DAVE SITEK ARTHUR LEWIS STEVE MARTIN ALEXANDRA PETRI LUKE MACFARLANE RITA RUDNER I was born in Vancouver, then went to high school and college in Seattle. Then I moved to Los Angele... DYLAN BRUCE RAINI RODRIGUEZ I love comedy with a passion, and I hope that shows in my work. I would never want to move an inch a... DARREN BOYD I love the 2000s because everyone started to love haute couture. VALENTINO GARAVANI I hate that just because you happen to be good at something,people automatically think that's what m... AMBER SMITH
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MIKE DUNHAM KATHERINE DUNHAM I really believe engagement is a way to solve international problems, through dialogue and discussio... ARCHIE DUNHAM The Western oil companies have really been kept out of Saudi Arabia for many, many years, and I thin... ARCHIE DUNHAM I think clearly, Gov. Bush would be much more pro business. ARCHIE DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM They're bloodsucking mosquitoes. You just can't get them all. KEN DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM KATHERINE DUNHAM I take the position that, because of the ex post facto clause, in essence, my client is being held f... DARRELL DUNHAM But Saudi Arabia and Kuwait offer, I think, the best opportunities in the gas sector. ARCHIE DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM This could serve as a springboard for more attacks on the Macintosh because it might spawn copycats. KEN DUNHAM in particular among his siblings. FRANK DUNHAM You should boot from a clean disk before removing a virus. Some viruses can't be cleaned any other w... KEN DUNHAM We put a lot of extra runners on base. Then we had some untimely errors and they had timely hitting. DAVE DUNHAM KATHERINE DUNHAM KATHERINE DUNHAM The evil is not that you cannot change human nature. The evil is that human nature cannot change you... BARROWS DUNHAM A summary witness is ordinarily a dispassionate presenter, FRANK DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM KATHERINE DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM We don't get it, but we get sanctions. It doesn't really matter where that witness is if there is a ... FRANK DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM She played a great defensive game. We all played great defense, it was our best defensive game of th... DAVE DUNHAM It was sloppy and we were rusty. Four of our girls just came off the basketball team and we're not q... DAVE DUNHAM I think this is good law. At some point in time, we have to say to defendants that if the statute of... 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People throw things away and don't appreci... LAURA DUNHAM I think the year anniversary kind of puts an end to that period of time when the mourning is over. LAURA DUNHAM The ocean can give life and easily take life. It was important for me, personally, to have some clos... LAURA DUNHAM KATHERINE DUNHAM KATHERINE DUNHAM KATHERINE DUNHAM KATHERINE DUNHAM KATHERINE DUNHAM KATHERINE DUNHAM KATHERINE DUNHAM KATHERINE DUNHAM KATHERINE DUNHAM KATHERINE DUNHAM KATHERINE DUNHAM It's hard for a girl that short to see the floor as well as she does. Maybe she is small, but her pa... MARIAH DUNHAM We were trying to get offense going but we couldn't get anything going. We started going poor on our... MARIAH DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM LENA DUNHAM JEFF GREENFIELD JEFF SESSIONS Where I grew up, I could be a punk rocker and a jock. But in college, it became apparent that those ... JEFF AMENT I cherish my privacy, and woe betide anyone who tries to interfere with that. JEFF BECK Richard Donner's friendship and guidance showed me that there's more to life than being an a... JEFF COHEN JEFF FOXWORTHY JEFF BEZOS JEFF BEZOS JEFF BEZOS JEFF BEZOS JEFF BEZOS JEFF BEZOS I write for kids because I think the most interesting (and most humorous) stories come from people&#... JEFF KINNEY People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People ... JEFF ROSS JEFF BEZOS JEFF FOXWORTHY 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' is my first book, and it's the fulfillment of a life-long dream. ... JEFF KINNEY JEFF BEZOS Tyria's a big world. We get a grand tour in 'Ghosts of Ascalon.' We're in Divinity&#... JEFF GRUBB JEFF GREENFIELD You obviously don't really forget how to play the old songs; you just don't have to spend so... JEFF TWEEDY JEFF BEZOS Most cynics are really crushed romantics: they've been hurt, they're sensitive, and their cy... JEFF BRIDGES It's not about finding relevance or perfection or imperfection in objects, but it's that you... JEFF KOONS There's kind of a Zen aspect to bowling. The pins are either staying up or down before you even ... JEFF BRIDGES JEFF ZUCKER When I was growing up, my house was filled with books. My mother was an educator, and my father was ... JEFF KINNEY JEFF FORTENBERRY Puberty was the main culprit in ending my acting career. I went from being kind of this chunky littl... JEFF COHEN The Census Bureau can ask citizens very invasive questions, and if they don't respond, the gover... JEFF DUNCAN While the Census Bureau already has a legal obligation to keep people's information confidential... JEFF DUNCAN Monkeys can't talk, stupid! JEFF KINNEY JEFF NICHOLS JEFF ZUCKER Why - because as a oil and gas small business owner - I know if someone is not doing their job, they... 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Nilipozaliwa nilipendwa na kuogopwa, watu walicheza na mimi lakini mimi sikucheza nao. Niliwapenda. 
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