Michael Keaton
Related WHOOPI GOLDBERG JENNY ECLAIR When I'm doing a drama, I wish I was doing something funny. When I'm doing something funny, ... ALAN RUCK I never like to be the same, whether it be comedy or drama, funny or serious. FAITH PRINCE DAKOTA JOHNSON MATT DILLON CASEY WILSON I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the ... ROBERT KNEPPER Comedy was something I picked up trying to perfect my art through spoken word. I got on YouTube just... SPOKEN REASONS I wasn't a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I ... ALAN ZWEIBEL DEMETRI MARTIN I didn't think some of the comedy was current enough to be funny today, GARRY MARSHALL SANDRA BULLOCK SIMONE ELKELES REESE WITHERSPOON WILL FERRELL I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny. JAMES L. BROOKS I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up ... NATASHA LEGGERO BILL COSBY BRYSON TILLER BUDDY HACKETT WILL FERRELL You really have no idea whether or not what you're writing is funny. In stand-up and sketch come... MICHAEL SHOWALTER When they first start doing comedy, new comics or even people that have only been doing it three or ... ERIK GRIFFIN STEVE MARTIN SOLON RON WHITE In Miami, I was studying improv as well as acting. Improv is a great tool to have, just for the come... BLAKE JENNER It just so happens that people aren't doing comedy about abortion or cannibalism or waterboardin... ROB MCELHENNEY REESE WITHERSPOON DEMETRI MARTIN STEPHEN COLBERT RACHEL DRATCH I think people were just seriously happy to find a funny woman who does comedy like a man. Because I... LISA LAMPANELLI We were trying to make a movie that was funny, but also trying to be smart about being funny. We jus... ANDY BADER RAINBOW ROWELL I love doing comedy. I find comedy quite hard work. Comedy's underrated, I think, by actors, you... RALPH BROWN When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of c... SUSAN SARANDON He was a very nice guy, funny. Everybody liked Daniel because he was just funny. JUDY SHEPHERD MARIA SHRIVER SANJEEV BHASKAR JONAH HILL TODD BARRY ASHTON KUTCHER I love making people laugh. I'm not scared to do much of anything. It's definitely physical comedy w... JAKE SLAUGHTER BILL BURR I was the female lead in a romantic comedy. It's a little indie film that we shot in China calle... ELIZA COUPE I think I'm one of those guys who was sort of always in comedy. I thought of myself - and other ... ANDY DALY I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdnes... PAUL FEIG JERRY STILLER I was funny in a way that was not dissing the teacher; I was funny just to be funny. A real charmer ... JASON MANTZOUKAS I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something ex... BRUCE ROBINSON When I worked with Robin Williams, now there is improv! He is just as funny as you think he is. We d... STEPHEN ROOT Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, b... BOB SAGET I never wanted to be a model. I never wanted to be a serious actress. I started off doing comedy. I ... AMANDA BYNES I was doing sketches that were funny, but socially irresponsible. It was encouraged. DAVE CHAPPELLE When people see my show, they may not laugh out loud as they do with some of the classic comedians, ... MICK FOLEY When I'm playing comedy, I never do 'jokes.' Sometimes I'll deliver a line in a way ... BRUCE MCGILL LEBRON JAMES JENNIFER ANISTON I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don... MAYA RUDOLPH KATE MCKINNON You know, I've just always been sort of goofy and kind of gone with it. I actually usually work ... ZACHARY KNIGHTON SETH ROGEN BRYAN ADAMS It's funny, because when I was in college, all my professors said, 'You should do comedy.... RACHAEL HARRIS KEVIN SPACEY I try to play serious scenes a little funny and the comedy a little serious. UZO ADUBA I like doing what I do, but I like having the opportunity to do different things, and obviously come... JASON WILES I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being enc... DAVE CHAPPELLE EMMA STONE I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred A... CECILY STRONG BILLY CRYSTAL I can't tell if I want to be a rapper who's funny because I kind of enjoy just doing really ... AWKWAFINA I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, ... R. L. STINE I'm doing a pilot for Comedy Central with the band Steel Panther. They're faux heavy metal. ... BRIAN POSEHN DREW CAREY Watch, Listen, & Learn . . .SUSAN C. YOUNG I have done a sketch show almost every year since I started in 1975. I have also had a go several ti... LENNY HENRY There is a double standard out there. Comedy is a male business; it's not ladylike what we're doing.... WANDA SYKES I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitte... BILLY MAGNUSSEN He was one of the few in television who could always be counted on to deliver comedy that was smart ... HOWARD ROSENBERG Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny. DOUG STANHOPE I started to respect older actors when I was young and then contemporary actors later on. Then I lea... ANNE MEARA JOE ROGAN I haven't been offered a lot of comedy. In theater, I've done quite a bit of comedy or drama... MIREILLE ENOS MICHAEL RICHARDS I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny. NORA DUNN As an actor you get categorized by other people, but it's not like I arrange myself into comedy ... SOPHIE THOMPSON When I was, like, 16, I went in to the head of Disney, and I hadn't taken acting class really at... TAYLOUR PAIGE TINA FEY I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-of... CHELSEA PERETTI I nannied for a couple of months. The kids were super-funny; it made me wish I grew up in a comedy h... NIKKI GLASER J. COLE RON WHITE EMMA STONE ERIC IDLE Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat... COLIN QUINN I've been doing stand-up just about every night since I started in 1989. It's my home base. ... JUDAH FRIEDLANDER ROWAN ATKINSON
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