When I was in high school, my mom worked at Bed, Bath and Beyond, so I was always there.


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We are more than bunch of nerds. We can kick butts, too.
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I've never owned a T-shirt. I don't like vests or sweaters or cardies with zips. I like a pr...
HOWARD JACOBSON
In the Deep South, states traditionally have not welcomed this kind of regulation. This suggests to ...
PETER JACOBSON
The buyers like the rate, they like the credit union, they like the simplified process in buying a c...
DAVID JACOBSON
In the past six months, we've gotten a much larger piece of a much smaller pie.
DAVID JACOBSON
We had asked for the FDA to consider two other options. One is to get rid of these colorings complet...
MICHAEL JACOBSON
It's got to be tempting to allow yourself to be flattered, buttered-up, helped, given favors and so ...
GARY JACOBSON
Their overall mix of products is still way too high in saturated and trans fats, salt and sugar. But...
MICHAEL JACOBSON
If we doubt the power of literature and art to civilise, how come no one has ever been mugged by a p...
HOWARD JACOBSON
Our connection to the great myths of our natures is murky. A mother might see the Medea in herself w...
HOWARD JACOBSON
Economics is not a science; it is a quasi-religion: part superstition, part mystique, part sentiment...
HOWARD JACOBSON
Among the many arguments to be made against cultural revolutions is that they are monotonous in spir...
HOWARD JACOBSON
But he didn't have to listen to his father. Taking after your father was optional, wasn't it?
HOWARD JACOBSON
If there is really any evidence of insider trading, then he's in very serious trouble, and so is his...
GARY JACOBSON
I don't know if the Democrats are capable of having a coordinated theme like that.
GARY JACOBSON
It will help to define him as just another Republican, and that's not good for him in this state.
GARY JACOBSON
There's a lot of competition for a kid's time. You have the Internet. You have video games. Kids are...
GARY JACOBSON
Gore has the economy on his side and the statistics he will be able to produce will be an impressive...
GARY JACOBSON
It makes sense there would be a letdown after impeachment. People are tired of scandals and want pea...
GARY JACOBSON
It seems like a bald-faced lie. The whole point of the initiative is to prevent the part of the budg...
GARY JACOBSON
They see this as their opportunity.
GARY JACOBSON
If a year from now the public mood is similar to what it is now, Republicans will be in trouble, ......
GARY JACOBSON
This report confirms for me that the administration has created an ideologically driven program. It'...
JODI JACOBSON
It feels amazing, I can't believe it. When the buzzer sounded, I was crying. I'm so happy we got thi...
TARA JACOBSON
That's an especially high number for a sleepy market,
ERIC JACOBSON
I reviewed this interception and noted Scott Peterson had told Amber Frey he knew that the National ...
STEVEN JACOBSON
If you're in the market for guidance, this is probably not a bad way to go. A lot of people will try...
ERIC JACOBSON
It's easy to say, 'Throw it all in stocks,' ... A lot of people say that, but they've never been thr...
ERIC JACOBSON
You want to understand why a bond manager makes certain strategic decisions,
ERIC JACOBSON
Conventional wisdom is you don't need too many bond funds,
ERIC JACOBSON
A good bond fund, like a high yield fund, has less credit risk and less interest rate risks -- and a...
ERIC JACOBSON
It's fair to say that most of them have lost money,
ERIC JACOBSON
If you believe the bond market has already seen the worst hike in yields, then that's a great time t...
ERIC JACOBSON
This is like Christmas in the middle of September. We're 2-0 and we're healthy heading into a bye we...
ERIC JACOBSON
They really stepped it up. It wasn't so much that we had a let down. They just started playing bette...
ERIC JACOBSON
Whoever has once been truly unsettled by a work of the imagination will never give loyalty to a sing...
HOWARD JACOBSON
I've always said if a woman is looking for a good husband, she should go for a Jewish man past 6...
HOWARD JACOBSON
Rereading one's own novels after many years is always a fraught business, but when a novel has f...
HOWARD JACOBSON
The queue and the fan are, of course, closely related in that fans will queue any length of time in ...
HOWARD JACOBSON
It isn't only in the name of free speech that the views of an itchy polemicist should be tolerat...
HOWARD JACOBSON
We've had phenomenal residential growth here over the past few decades. We obviously have to provide...
DAN JACOBSON
To my ear, the term 'comic novelist' is as redundant and off-putting as the term 'litera...
HOWARD JACOBSON
To a philosopher like Nietzsche, the Jew is culpable not for rejecting Christianity but for inventin...
HOWARD JACOBSON
You know you are grown sentimental when you start counting the cygnets on the duck pond in the park ...
HOWARD JACOBSON
My daughter and I have this thing we call a PMA: 'perfect moment alert.' I try to really not...
NINA JACOBSON
Once in a while, we need the hard Left to pipe up.
HOWARD JACOBSON
We are extremely pleased to have Mr. Marra joining our team, especially with his wealth of experienc...
PETER JACOBSON
The young come in many guises: vigorous and passionate, vindictive and mean-spirited. And not every ...
HOWARD JACOBSON
Today, students returning to the classroom are the rule -- not the exception.
JAN JACOBSON
I recall waking to the realisation that I was the best table tennis player under 17 in north Manches...
HOWARD JACOBSON
I feel like this is part of something big he is doing, ... Like taking over the world.
DAVID JACOBSON
She was there to save us. These people in uniform are there to guard us.
DAVID JACOBSON
In a time of tension between the U.S. and Venezuelan governments, we are proud to be involved in cul...
DAVID JACOBSON
My friends don't know what it is, ... Some have tried it, but that's about it.
DAVID JACOBSON
Some of us feel, yeah, we need a new school, ... towed the hard line. They just feel like if it's no...
DAVID JACOBSON