When I was four and my sister six, we got a Susie Homemaker oven for our birthdays.

Truth is, I love to play bartender and assist my husband at the BBQ.

I was the youngest. The yule lamb. The one who always got away without doing the washing up. My sister was four years older, and my brother six years.

He's closer to six. I'm closer to four.

I work my hardest and she still kicks the crap out of me.

The married couple can only buy HOUSE, but whether it becomes HOME or TOMB depends solely on the behaviour of the wife and that’s why she is called a homemaker.