When I was coaching with the Patriots, the players pulled a practical joke and I said, 'Do you think I'm Charlie the Tuna, like a sucker?' After that, they called me Tuna.
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Related The best meal I've had was in Tavarua, an island in Fiji. It was just before sunset. A bunch of ... ROB MACHADO A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You've been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it... JOSHUA LEDERBERG Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where t... MARK MOBIUS It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON I was supposed to do a film with Bill Shatner called 'Free Enterprise 2.' They were calling ... DAVID HEDISON I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather sai... ADAM SANDLER I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX They're like, 'Oh, you did a...' and I'm like, 'I did a what?' No, I flipped... SIMONE BILES I eat tuna fish every day for lunch. That's all I ever have. JERRY SPEYER I think I'm going to pull a Charlie Chaplin and have kids when I'm 60. BRONSON PINCHOT The real Pogba is the one you see every time. You know, when I'm on the pitch, I cannot act. I... PAUL POGBA Charlie Sheen gave me a signed headshot. I think it said, 'Keep it real.' But 'real'... DAKOTA FANNING I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. ... MITT ROMNEY And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woma... MARY TYLER MOORE I wasn't trying to fit into a thing... it was not like I was like, 'Right, I'm the Han; ... DAISY RIDLEY It's funny because I'm a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail poli... ALISON SWEENEY When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a li... NATALIE PORTMAN I'm a sucker for French fries - I love that they're salty! MEGAN HILTY As a youngster, I had friends who became lawyers and doctors, and I was as idealistic as anybody. Wh... WILLIAM SANDERSON I was eating tuna four times a week, DAPHNE ZUNIGA I was doing 'Twin Peaks,' and Columbia called and said they wanted me to do 'Gladiator.&... JAMES MARSHALL Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the... JESSICA SIMPSON I met Drew Barrymore, and she was so cool. She told me, 'I know I just had my baby three weeks a... MADDIE ZIEGLER Dominic Sherwood would always tell me a joke right before it was my take or my close up. He'd sa... EMERAUDE TOUBIA When I'm doing a film, I love getting together after work with my costars. But we get back to L.... GINNIFER GOODWIN I was asked to do 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here,' and I said: 'No thank you.... KATE O'MARA I would be terrified if Bill Maher was like, 'Hey, do you want to come on the show?' I would... CONSTANCE ZIMMER I'm a happy guy. I like to joke around. I'm irreverent. I love my family; I love my son. I w... NEYMAR I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES The last time I did a movie that needed a horse, I said: 'If it moves, I'm out of here.'... CHRISTOPHER WALKEN I do feel I'm responsible to carrying on the music. That's what I was charged with as a kid.... CARLENE CARTER When I'm doing a movie, I eat the same thing every day. For lunch, it's tuna salad or chicke... SYLVESTER STALLONE If people recognize me from 'The Vampire Diaries,' they just give me that look that's li... CASSIDY FREEMAN I was at a photo shoot, and I was wearing a cross necklace that my mom bought me, and somebody made ... KATE UPTON Acting as a profession came to me by chance: in 1946, after the war, I was having lunch with my cous... CHRISTOPHER LEE After 'The Wonder Years,' I ended up having a voiceover career, which was something I never ... DANIEL STERN Lucasfilm called me out of the blue, and I almost hung up because I thought it was a practical joke.... DAVE FILONI Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're n... MIKE BIRBIGLIA When I was about 12, I was studying Chinese and ballet with my brother, and one morning Jonathan sai... DAMIAN WOETZEL I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and th... PAT PAULSEN When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'W... STEVEN WRIGHT Sometimes I dress like what I want for lunch, because all I can think about is having a tuna sandwic... MIKA I'm a huge Emile Zola fan, and when Bill Gallagher said he was writing a new character for '... BEN DANIELS When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 ... MEGAN FOX A lot of these girls have a goal in life to find a rich guy. I can smell it from a mile away. They w... JEAN PIGOZZI I did a reality TV show in London called 'I'd Do Anything,' and when I got put in the pr... RACHEL TUCKER After I quote unquote came out as a Republican, one of my dearest gay friends said to me, 'You... ANGIE HARMON When David Fincher called me up a few years ago and said, 'Hey, I'd like you to score this f... TRENT REZNOR I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical c... BERNIE MAC I think the quickest way to get me to do something is really, 'You can't do that.' And I... LAUREN HOLMES My mornings go by so fast I forget breakfast. Lunch - that's turned out to be my biggest meal. I... JACKEE HARRY When you get a question like, 'Did you like meeting Her Majesty?' 'No, I thought she was... JERRY LEWIS When I saw my first Broadway show, 'Beauty and the Beast,' I was like, 'Okay, I'm de... LILLA CRAWFORD I get very confused about being called a comedian, because when you say 'I'm a comedian,'... BASSEM YOUSSEF I'm not extremely outgoing, but I'm average, I think. When people meet me they'll say, &... ALESSIA CARA People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing.... TOMMY CHONG It's weird to think I have fans now, so I appreciate all of the people that follow and support m... RYAN GUZMAN I think I'm not always what I seem. Most people, when they get to know me, say, 'You know, w... EVANGELINE LILLY Do you think I'm wandering around all day thinking, 'I must write a song called 'Three C... SAMMY CAHN I'm a sucker for a woman with beautiful eyes. RYAN GUZMAN I'm like this wiry freak they pulled out of a bar two months ago and said, 'Let's throw ... PAGET BREWSTER I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke. HAROLD RAMIS I think some people think I'm, like, anti-label, and I'm not. I just wanted to sign a deal w... IGGY AZALEA When it's all said and done, jazz with a capital J is where I'm coming from. Dexter Gordon, ... JOSE JAMES I make a mean tuna fish sandwich. RYAN GOSLING I don't like irony and sarcasm very much. But I do like it when you think someone is telling you... JENS LEKMAN I love all Helmut Lang. I love Alexander Wang and Alice+Olivia. And there's this brand called He... ADDISON TIMLIN I think people might say I'm a bit of a sucker for punishment. BEN ELLIOT If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day... CESAR ROMERO Don't think for a moment that I'm really like any of the characters I've played. I'm... LEONARDO DICAPRIO I'm very at ease, and I like it. I never thought I would be such a family-oriented guy; I didn... DAVID BOWIE I'm not a prude. On the set, they called me 'Butt Naked.' CUBA GOODING, JR. Charlie Parker and Art Tatum to me were genius, and I'm right below that. I did, in my own way, ... BUDDY DEFRANCO I would say things like 'I am the greatest! I'm pretty! If you talk jive, you'll drop in... MUHAMMAD ALI I will say to all the fellas out there that, seriously, I am a setup. I'm just like rose petals.... MAXWELL I'm not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they don't think I'm com... BARBARA BUSH If I answered by dignifying that, (Bill) Parcells and (Bill) Belichick would humiliate me, CHARLIE WEIS I'm actually a very honest person, and sometimes I end up like, 'Man, I said too much.' ... DRAKE I thought 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory' was terrible. I'm a big fan of Johnny Depp... DAVID THEWLIS It was weird. Like, people came up to me and knew me as Daredevil before any footage had come out. I... CHARLIE COX I'm a sucker for any band named after a work of literature. Los de Abajo take their name from Ma... DANIEL ALARCON And I like the look on people's faces when I say I'm doing this movie called Pride and Preju... ROSAMUND PIKE You name the sci-fi shows, and I'm a huge sucker for them. ERIN WAY When you're overthinking a thought like the way I do, I can get completely pulled away from some... ADAM SILVERA When I was a child, I was one of the kids who wore black all the time, and when the kids asked me wh... MAGGIE STIEFVATER Every bad joke, every endorsement deal, all of the things that a typical host would normally get cre... MIKE ROWE People hate me for whatever reasons they come up with, or they hate me because their friends said th... RYAN SHECKLER When people say the words 'singer-songwriter,' I think they have an image in their heads of ... GEORGE EZRA I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy ... STEVEN WRIGHT There was not a lot of rock n' roll in the house. Our parents didn't think it was very groov... ELVIS COSTELLO If you have time to be with a dog, and the dog is smart, you come to understand the dog, and the dog... BUD GRANT I think I think in the moment. So when I'm in character, I'm in character, and I'm obvio... SACHA BARON COHEN After my first 'Sports Illustrated' cover, I felt terrible about myself for a solid month. P... KATE UPTON I do not know a lot about football. I guess I'm a Patriots fan because I'm from Boston? But ... CALLIE THORNE I remember, when I was doing 'Nicholas Nickleby', James Archer came to see me at the interva... DAMIAN LEWIS Coaching takes patience. I'm more enthused when teaching players who want it versus when I have ... KEVIN GARNETT
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