When I was about 14, my family emigrated from England to Australia, and we decided to stop in Bali on the way through.

Mum put me in drama classes when I was about 14. I'd been going on about it for some time, so maybe it was a way to shut me up.

I'm not this dark, twisted person. Yes, I have my demons and this is my way of exorcising them. It gets them out - and better out than in.

By three in the afternoon, after one Bintang too many, I was absolutely smashed and feared that trying to stand may end badly.

He seemed like he was baiting me to ask, like he wanted me to know his troubles but wanted me to ask first.

I always love being in the company of women. It's all about good conversation and great wine.