When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine

If you are looking for the best that Maine has to offer,

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

Not a good-looking two-year auction.