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When I become president, I will pas a law in which a person may only use one exclamation mark per month.. imagine how serious fights would get when someone sends you one
Nathan Elmo Melo
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Im like Captain America.... accept with a better body, smarter and 2 deployments...
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Having abs of steel is both my gift and a curse... TSA shows no mercy at those metal detectors..
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"People ask me what I’m going to do when i get out of the Army, I always tell them, "I’m not sure but I could always go and be an Abercrombie model".
— Nathan Elmo Melo
if intelligence and looks were on the same scale women would never get above a 5.
— Nathan Elmo Melo
No one will remember the kick in the balls if hes bleeding everywhere...
— Nathan Elmo Melo