When exactly did Ted Kennedy become Jabba the Hutt? He's not a macy's day float! Bring him down it's time for elections!

God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish.

The next time you see an outside day with a down close lower than the previous day, don't get scared, get ready to buy!

And I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.

One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre.