When Darwin published his conclusion that man was descended from an apelike ancestor who was again descended from a still lower type, most people were shocked by the thought; it was intensely repugnant to their feelings.
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Related We were descended from royalty. NATALIE WOOD There is no more reason to believe that man descended from some inferior animal than there is to bel... WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN It is hard for the ape to believe he descended from man. H. L. MENCKEN While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats. MARK TWAIN It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. H. L. MENCKEN Nevertheless, it is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. H. L. MENCKEN Nevertheless, it is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. H.L. MENCKEN Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits. CHARLES DARWIN Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits CHARLES DARWIN The height of the pulleys from the ground was twelve yards, and consequently, when the weights had d... JAMES PRESCOTT JOULE At that moment Mr. Clifford, quite unconscious that he and his most personal feelings and aspiration... JOSEPH C. LINCOLN People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots. CARLOS RUIZ ZAFóN The idea that we are physical beings descended from primeval cells in nutrient soups, that idea does... RICHARD BACH I cannot say that I am descended from the bastards of Oliver Cromwell, or his courtiers, or from the... MATTHEW LYON Two million years from now the scientists can start a row by claming that the creatures of that peri... SOURCE UNKNOWN On my father's side, I'm descended from immigrants, one of whom was a Syrian refugee from th... ALEXIS OHANIAN Mum and I were delighted to find out we were descended from 'bog-trotters.' JASMINE GUINNESS She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to GYPSY ROSE LEE I think those that spit have descended from the trees. JAVIER CLEMENTE My mother Diana was a true-blue aristocrat, descended from William the Conqueror and listed in '... CELIA IMRIE Silence descended on the house. [....] Amma must have sensed that this was the sort of silence that,... VIVEK SHANBHAG The very emphasis of the commandment: Thou shalt not kill, makes it certain that we are descended fr... SIGMUND FREUD The very emphasis of the commandment: Thou shalt not kill, makes it certain that we are descended fr... SIGMUND FREUD She's descended from a long line her mother listened to GYPSY ROSE LEE My best memory of prom was all the compliments I received from people saying they loved the style an... KRYSTAL LONG Cleopatra descended from a long line of murderers and faithfully upheld the family tradition but was... STACY SCHIFF Yet when a woman of Canaan came to implore his aid, he did not reject her, though she descended from... ARCHIBALD ALEXANDER They were probably descended from people who learned that if you look too hard at anyone on horsebac... TERRY PRATCHETT After being raised as an evangelical Christian, I for years assumed that Christianity was the defaul... DAVID WONG 3 monkeys sittin' under a coconut treeDiscussing things as they are set to beSaid one to the othersN... DAMIAN MARLEY You'd like to know how this stuff descended down from a family. ELLEN WILSON From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic, an iron curtain has descended across the Cont... WINSTON CHURCHILL From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron
curtain has descended across the Cont... SIR WINSTON LEONARD SPENCER CHURCHILL (3) From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has descended across the Conti... SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL It was not only colored people who praised John, since they could not, John felt, in any case really... JAMES BALDWIN A third layer of nativeness was composed of those whom others thought directly descended, even the t... MOHSIN HAMID I was born on 7 September 1917 at Sydney in Australia. My father was English-born and a graduate of ... JOHN CORNFORTH There once was a young man from Lyme Who couldn't get his limericks to rhyme When asked "Why... ANONYMOUS I came from an intellectual family. Most were doctors, preachers, teachers, businessmen. My grandfat... PETE SEEGER The people who had the most impact on me when I was young were Freud and Darwin, but growing up I al... HUGH HEFNER The rules only applied to people who couldn’t afford different rules. CAMERON STRACHER We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason i... EDWARD R. MURROW It was the wife, John thought. And she was giving this tough guy a tongue-lashing. And the man was t... J.R. WARD Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by red... JIMMY BUFFETT Texas was settled by people who were willing to fence in their property and protect it. We take seri... AL GREEN When I was in the Maine Senate and proposed Maine RX - a plan to lower prescription drug costs by fo... CHELLIE PINGREE My initial reaction, and it's still what I believe today, is that if the allegations were true about... HOWARD GRABER The Confederate flag was the flag of the American South during the civil war. It was the flag of peo... JOHN NIVEN It was as though all the most fundamentalist people of all three religions had descended upon the Ol... JARED BROCK There was a man from Sung who pulled at his rice plants because he was worried about their failure t... CONFUCIUS I thought it was gone I was shocked when it hit the wall. BRIAN SNITKER I thought it was gone I was shocked when it hit the wall. BRIAN SNITKER George the First was always reckoned / Vile, but viler George the Second; / And what mortal ever hea... WALTER SAVAGE LANDOR In allowing the crucifixion to take place, God did the world an incalculable favor. Though infinitel... STEVEN PINKER I was in the situation of someone who has assumed, all his life, that madness was on eway, and sudde... FELISBERTO HERNáNDEZ One week later the people who were told he was a jerk remembered a higher bill -- from 10 percent to... DAVID PIZARRO I'm old enough to remember when the polio vaccine was still new. Also, it hadn't been that l... PAT CADIGAN Some minutes or hours or days later, when I lay boneless and well satisfied, Ethan raised his gaze t... CHLOE NEILL You are descended from warriors. An endless parade of warriors. You have been alive for a billion ye... NICK LAKE When John came, it was sent from heaven. LIONEL DAGGS A penumbra of somber dignity has descended over his reputation. JAMES ATLAS A shadow has fallen upon the scenes so lately lighted by the Allied victory. From Stettin in the Bal... SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL We performed again in Chicago recently and heard what we thought was an echo. It turned out there wa... LAURA FREID Most of us were so shocked by his death because we figured if anyone had it wired to live to 110 or ... WARREN BEATTY Falsehoods, rob the good in the hood, of the good wood. The good wood, that the good in the hood are... JUSTIN K. MCFARLANE BEAU It was August 28th, 1963, and the greatest civil rights coalition in modern history had descended up... YVETTE CLARKE He thought about history, the hidden human anxieties behind momentous events. The tiny trivial thing... MICHEL FABER The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but al... GEORGE ORWELL Give someone a thought, and they will produce an act;
When they sow that act, they will reap a habit... PERRY ROTHENBAUM In the political jargon of those days, the word "intellectual" was an insult. It indicated someone w... MILAN KUNDERA Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars... DEREK LANDY I was an insecure young man. So my need for total dedication from the people I was working with was ... BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN Genealogy. An account of one's descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his o... AMBROSE BIERCE And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew,
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It's not enough to think about writing o... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS And by lucky coincidence, here comes a green Mazda pickup with a brown stripe. ROBBIE BURROUGHS I'm always prepared for the worst. I was prepared to have the book come out, sell seven copies, ... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS If we happened to be in rehearsal downstairs in my room and a neighbor padded across the lawn to rap... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS From Queen Elizabeth, who had her own box, to the street cleaners. LYNNE BURROUGHS I think basically it's just bad luck. ROBBIE BURROUGHS If it is the same guy, he's been pretty busy. ROBBIE BURROUGHS We got a name and tracked him down to the Best Value Inn in Renton. ROBBIE BURROUGHS They're not sure of anything yet. ROBBIE BURROUGHS About the same time, the people in the pickup truck realized they were being followed and it turned ... ROBBIE BURROUGHS He gave up about five minutes later. ROBBIE BURROUGHS About everyone on staff helps out for trivia. KITT BURROUGHS Unconditional love. That's what this is. I love him, as is, fully. I've had to stop arm wrestling wi... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Stars should not be seen alone. That's why there are so many. Two people should stand together and l... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS I told myself, 'All I want is a normal life'. But was that true? I wasn't so sure. Because there was... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS I know exactly how that is. To love somebody who doesn’t deserve it. Because they are all you have... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS It has been proven that preserving these properties increases their value. BEN BURROUGHS By preserving these neighborhoods, we are creating a draw for tourists and that translates into an e... BEN BURROUGHS We are talking about something that cannot be bought. It's our heritage, and it needs to be preserve... BEN BURROUGHS You deserve to need me, not to have me. AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Augusten very distant tonight. Probably because of my games. AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Suddenly, this word fills me with a sense of sadness I haven't felt since childhood. The kind of sad... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Think of your head as an unsafe neighborhood; don't go there alone. AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS As in a tree, there is more sap in an Arm of the tree, than in a little sprig; but the sprig hath th... JEREMIAH BURROUGHS Why am I so anxious? And then it hits me. I'm not anxious, I'm lonely. And I'm lonely in some horrib... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Jesus came to give us life. We don't have to hang on a cross like he did. For him, it was a sacrific... DILLON BURROUGHS Use the talents you’ve developed to create goodwill, to ease the burdens of those who are not as f... LAURA BURROUGHS I came to think that maybe God was what you believed in because you needed to feel you weren’t alo... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Doctor, if being a bitch is healthy, then I am the healthiest damn woman on the face of the earth AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'ga... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Real optimism is not the pep talk you give yourself. It is earned through the labor involved in emot... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS His toes wriggle in his socks and my first thought is, I want to snip them off with hedge trimmers. ... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Never work with children, puppies or bulimics AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Nothing surprises me now," I tell him. I am stoic. I am Joan of Arc, with liver damage and an unused... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS If you're gay and live in New York and don't go to gym, eventually they come for you. AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS I once read about a guy who lost his arms in a fire. The nurse took pity on him and gave him a hand ... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS After I cut off his penis, I sautéed it in rosemary butter and ate it" "But did you go to a me... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS What I really want is to sit next to someone on an L.L. bean blanket on the beach in the fall and dr... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS There's not enough of me left over. AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS