When an actor has money he doesn't send letters, he sends telegrams.

When an actor has money, he doesn't send letters, but telegrams.

When an actor has money he doesn't send letters, he sends telegrams.

When an actor has money, he doesn't send letters, but telegrams.

Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.

A fiance is neither this nor that: he's left one shore, but not yet reached the other.