When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.

Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you.

People will frighten you about a graduation...They use words you don't hear often... "And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godpeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.

Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'

There are two sides to every story, and sometimes three, four, and five.

The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.